你 微笑 时 很 美 EP26 You're Beautiful When You Smile EP26 Tu es belle quand tu souris EP26

666 [How did she become a succubus?] (Impressive.)

这时候 的 陆思诚 已经 开始 用 [Tong Yao joined ZGDX to seduce the rich man] (At this time, Lu Si Cheng)

工作人员 的 幌子 (used the excuse that she is a crew of his team)

在 忽悠 当时 遇到 他们 的 姐妹 了 [Uni World Unit A] (to dupe our sisters who had met him.)

大家 注意 (Everyone, take note.)

这是 童妲己 (This is the first day)

来 ZGDX 基地 的 第一天 啊 (that Succubus Tong had arrived at Team ZGDX's base camp.)

第一天 就让 队长 大人 (On her first day,)

开着 阿斯顿 马丁 带 着 逛 超市 (she's asking her leader to drive her to the supermarket with an Aston Martin.)

这 什么 水平 (What kind of level is that?)

别 不是 代打 的 吧 (Did she reach her rank by hiring someone else?)

好 婊 啊 (She's such a shrew.)

当时 我 就 觉得 她 在 阳神 面前 (Back then, I thought that she has an ulterior motive)

旁若无人 地 跪 舔 诚哥 (when she tried to please Brother Cheng)

很 居心不良 了 (in front of God Yang.)

是 啊 是 啊 (Yeah.)

太 恶心 了 (She's so disgusting.)

有 了 新欢 忘 了 旧 爱 (She forgot about her old flame when she has a new one.)

进队 没 几天 打 排位 碰到 阳神 (She met God Yang during ranked matches when she joined the team not long ago.)

童妲己 是 怎么 跪 舔 陆思诚 [Smiling: My cat is obedient! I'm the same!] (I guess I don't need to remind you guys)

估计 不用 我 帮 大家 回忆 了 吧 (how Succubus Tong had seduced Lu Si Cheng.)

这 段位 (With her rank,)

搁 古代 绝对 是 皇贵妃 级别 的 啊 (I'm sure she'll be an imperial concubine if she lives in ancient China.)

别 把 脏水 都 泼 在 女 的 身上 (You shouldn't paint every woman with the same brush.)

一个巴掌拍不响 啊 对 啊 -(It takes two to tango.) -(She's right.)

一个 骚 一个 贱 (One of them is thirsty while the other one is slutty.)

他们 这 不 都 是 一拍即合 么 (They're a perfect match.)

难道 陆思诚 是 正人君子 的话 (If Lu Si Cheng was a true gentleman,)

童妲己 还 能 (could force him to kiss her?)

硬 按着 他 的 脑袋 亲 自己 啊

一步步 走进 他 的 心 (She's conquering his heart step by step.)

童妲己 终于 达到 目的 (Succubus Tong has finally achieved her goal.)

从此 君王 不 早朝 (From now on, he'll descend into ruin.)

双 C 谈恋爱 (Both of their carries are in a relationship with each other.)

打野 和 上 单 闹矛盾 (Their Top and Jungler are at odds against each other.)

ZGDX 战队 (Will Team ZGDX)

今年 还 能 冲刺 全国 总决赛 吗 (be able to reach the finals of this year's National Championship?)

ZGDX 药丸 立帖 为证 (Team ZGDX will be done for soon. Treat this post as our proof.)

童妲己 上位 之后 (After Succubus Tong joined the team,)

ZGDX 水准 大幅 下降 (their performance has dropped significantly.)

果不其然 (Just as expected,)

竟然 被 阿尔法 暴打 迎来 首败 (they were defeated for the first time by Team Alpha.)

按照 这种 态势 (Judging from this situation,)

这个 赛季 ZGDX 夺冠 无望 了 (I guess Team ZGDX won't be able to win the National Championship.)

大家 赶紧 投诚 其他 战队 吧 (You guys should support the other teams.)

何必 粉 一个 射手 和 中单 (There's no need to support)

恋爱 脑 大过天 的 战队 呢 (a team where their AD and Mid only focus on their relationship.)

我 去 跟 公司 商量一下 I'll discuss it with the company

把 这些 负面 的 帖子 都 先 删了 and ask them to delete all of the negative remarks for now.

然后 大家 也 注意 一下 Everyone should take note of this.

最近 就别 玩 手机 了 You guys shouldn't play with your phone recently.

什么 微博 啊 Don't browse Weibo,

竞圈 养殖场 啊 论坛 啊 E-Sports Farm, and similar forums

都 先别 看 了 for now.

这 也 是 为了 大家 好 It's all for your sake.

少 上网 Don't browse the Internet

把 注意力 放在 比赛 上 and focus on the tournament.

不要 看 那些 有 的 没 的 Don't read the meaningless remarks.

不然 会 影响 比赛 心态 If not, it'll affect your mentality.

看不看 手机 没 所谓 Whether you check your phone or not, it doesn't matter.

只要 下一场 比赛 能 赢 就 行 It'll be fine as long as we win our next match.

到时候 他们 就 会 闭上嘴 巴 By then, they'll shut up by themselves.

电 竞是 用手 In e-sports, we use our hands to create results,

不是 用 嘴 not our mouth.

听 明白 了 吗 Understood?

首 无不 在线 上 Your opposite laner isn't on his lane.

童谣 你 清 完线 去 一下 对面 上野 Tong Yao, go to the top jungle once you finish your creep wave.

收到 Roger that.

现在 场上 的 比分 是 一比 零 啊 Now, the score is 1:0.

拿下 第一局 比赛 胜利 的 ZGDX Will Team ZGDX, who was victorious in the first round,

能否 乘胜追击 一鼓作气 be able to take advantage of this situation

直接 拿下 比赛 的 胜利 呢 and win the round?

看到 场上 目前 Judging from

双方 正在 进行 对线 的 消耗 how both teams are currently doing,

这 一局 ZGDX Team ZGDX

相较 于 上 一局 来说 打 得 更稳 了 is doing better compared with their last match.

是 的 不 知道 FNC 要 如何 应对 呢 -(Yes.) -(I wonder how Team FNC will deal with this?)

在 上 一局 的 比赛 当中 啊 (During the previous match,)

童谣 真的 是 一顿 神仙 操作 猛如虎 (Smiling was in an exceptional form.)

打 得 对面 真是 虎 啊 She was bullying her opponents.

FNC 四个 人 还 没 来得及 反应 Team FNC couldn't react in time

就 已经 血量 见底 了 as she dealt an extraordinary amount of damage to them.

不愧 是 女 法王 童谣 啊 名副其实 She's the Queen of Mage indeed.

看来 今天 啊 有 可能 是 她 的 战场 Seems like today is her day.

是 的 Yes.

团 起来 We need to initiate a skirmish.

来 一波 小规模 团战

来 了 好 的 收到 Let's go. Fatty, tank the damage.

团 上 小胖 扛着

漂亮 Nice.

撤一波 撤一波 Retreat.

追 小胖 跟 我 Coming. 来 了 我来 了

我 说 什么 来 着 Today is Smiling's day indeed.

今天 的 战场 果然 是 童谣 的

最后 一波 团灭 不但 保护 了 陆思诚 In the last team fight, not only did she protect Chessman,

而且 还收 了 人头 but also killed her opponents.

好 让 我们 恭喜 ZGDX (Alright, let's congratulate Team ZGDX)

再下 一城 拿下 比赛 (for winning the match.)

好 感谢 ZGDX Alright, let's thank

今天 双 C 的 完美 配合 Team ZGDX

给 我们 带来 一场 这么 精彩 的 比赛 for bringing us such an amazing performance.

没错 而且 开局 的 三大 神器 That's right. The Triple Kill they used n the beginning

是 绝对 没有 让 我们 失望 definitely didn't disappoint us.

我们 也 是 再次 恭喜 ZGDX Let's congratulate Team ZGDX again

拿下 比赛 for winning the match.

恭喜 Congratulations.

走 吧 Let's go.

走 了 走 了 Let's go.

恭喜 ZGDX 战队 Let's congratulate Team ZGDX

有惊无险 拿下 本局 比赛 的 胜利 for winning the match with ease.

恭喜 童谣 连续 两局 Let's congratulate Smiling

拿下 比赛 的 全场 最佳 for being our MVP twice in a row as well.

谢谢 Thank you.

那 再次 回归 到 So how does it feel

小组 内战 的 感觉 如何 呢 to play with the team again?

挺 好 的 It felt pretty great.

因为 之前 外面 节奏 比较 多 Because there was quite a lot of news about our team lately,

导致 大家 都 有 一点 沮丧 和 紧张 everyone was kind of frustrated and nervous.

相信 在 这场 比赛 之后 会 有所 缓解 I believe that we'll get better after this match.

我们 看到 that Team ZGDX has made some changes

本周 ZGDX 战队 的 打法 上

其实 是 有 一些 调整 的 to their play style.

指挥 似乎 也 不 只是 诚哥 一个 人 Now, it seems that Brother Cheng isn't the only one giving the command.

请问 是 在 这个 方面 So what kind of changes

有 做 什么 调整 呢 did you guys make?

对 有 做 一些 调整 Yes, we did make some changes.

还 在 磨合 中 Still trying to figure out how we can best work together.

大家 积极性 都 很 高 But everyone is positive about it.

是 要 换 指挥 吗 Is someone else in charge of commanding the team?

我们 的 爸爸 还是 我们 的 爸爸 Our leader is still our leader.

如果 要换 指挥 的话 If we want to change the person in charge,

除非 从 他 尸体 上 跨 过去 we would have to get past him first.

那 最近 网络 上 Then, regarding

对于 ZGDX 队长 对 粉丝 的 回击 Brother Cheng's remarks for the fans,

我们 知道 that you were and criticized because of it.

也 让 你 受到 了 很多 的 质疑

对此 你 有 什么 Do you have anything to say

想 对 你 的 队友 和 粉丝 说 的 吗 to your teammates and your fans?

两场 全场 最佳 (I got MVP twice in a row)

你们 也 就是 为了 问 这个 吧 (and that's what you guys want to ask.)

童谣 加油 加油 啊 [smiling, you can do it. We'll support you] Smiling, you can do it.

我们 永远 支持 你 你 是 最 棒 的 -We'll always support you! -You're the best!

加油 童谣 We'll support you forever!

我们 永远 是 你 的 坚强 后盾

加油 你 是 最 棒 的 You can do it! You're the best!

加油 童谣 童谣 最棒 -Smiling, you can do it! -Smiling, you're the best!

我 不 知道 我 今天 站 在 这里 I don't know what identity

应该 用 一个 什么样 的 身份 I should assume

去 回答 这个 问题 to answer this question.

打 了 半个 赛季 的 比赛 Now, we've been through half of the season.

做 了 半个 赛季 的 队友 I've been teammates for half a season.

我 想 我 应该 知道 ZGDX I think I know what Lu Si Cheng

陆思诚 from Team ZGDX

他 想要 的 到底 是 什么 is pursuing.

我 相信 在场 的 各位 应该 也 都 知道 I believe that everyone here knows it as well.

有 一天 One day,

能够 身披 五星红旗 we hope we can stand at the peak

站 在 世界舞台 的 巅峰 of the international stage with the Flag of China

举起 我们 梦寐以求 的 奖杯 and win the International Championship.

在 那 之前 Before that,

身披 荆棘 也好 no matter what kind of trouble

脚踏 炙沙 也罢 he's facing,

作为 ZGDX 的 队长 as the leader of Team ZGDX,

被 所有人 寄予厚望 和 期待 everyone has placed their hopes and expectations on him.

他 应该 承受 He should endure it all.

他 愿意 承受 He's willing to endure it all.

他 也 必须 承受 He must endure it all.

恳请 一些 粉丝 So please, our fans.

你们 爱护 陆思诚 的 心情 We can understand your love and feelings

我们 能够 理解 for Lu Si Cheng,

但是 电子竞技 but, in the e-sports scene,

没有 成绩 就 什么 都 没有 了 our result is the only thing that matters.

你们 仰慕 的 选手 Is the pro gamer you admire

是 那个 站 在 舞台 上 耀眼 的 他 the person who shines brightly on the live stage?

还是 只是 因为 长得 有点 高 Or do you admire him just because he's tall

又 有点 帅 and handsome?

这 一点 要分 清楚 You need to understand the difference.

我 知道 I know.

网络 上 对于 电 竞圈 的 女性 The Internet hasn't been kind

一直 都 不是 很 友好 to female players in the e-sports scene.

很多 妹子 都 在 努力 改变 这一 现状 Many female players are trying their best to make a difference.

但是 我 想 问问 你们 But I'd like to ask you guys this.

在 我们 努力 打 排位 训练 When we were training for our tournament,

看 比赛 watching past tournaments,

分析 战局 的 时候 and analyzing the battlefield,

你们 又 在 干什么 what were you guys doing?

好 了 就 说 这么 多 吧 Alright, that's it for now.

说 多 了 我 一会儿 我 又 要 被 骂 了 I'll be reprimanded if I speak too much.

但是 以上 言论 But even if I offend anyone

如 有 得罪 with my speech just now,

我 不 后悔 I won't regret it.

谢谢 Thank you.

还 挺 有 勇气 She's pretty brave.

我 觉得 她 说 的 还 挺 有 道理 的 I think she has a point.

你 怎么 在 这 Why are you here?

吓死 我 了 You scared me.

你 说 我 怎么 在 这 What do you think?

全是 汗 You're sweating.

没 那个 胆子 就 不要 说 那种 话 You shouldn't say those kinds of words if you aren't brave enough.

说 了 又 害怕 Look at you being all timid.

我刚 看 你 下台 都 快 同手 同脚 了 You were so stiff when you left the stage just now.

你 别说 了 Stop it.

我 这 都 是 为了 谁 啊 Who do you think I did it for?

其实 刚才 在 台上 Actually, when I was on the stage,

我 说完 那些 话 之后 I was afraid that you might reprimand me

我 特别 怕 挨 你 骂 for what I've said.

为什么 Why?

因为 自从 上次 展会 模特 事件 之后 Because I promised you to be obedient and not create any trouble

我 答应 你 要 好好 做人 的 ever since the incident with the showgirls.

现在 又 不当 人 了 But now, I'm going against my promise.

你 的 觉悟 还 挺 高 You're pretty self-aware, huh?

对 啊 Yeah.

不过

这 一次 我 就 原谅 你 了 I'll forgive you this time.

女生 在 电 竞圈 打 职业 (It's hard enough for female players)

本来 就 很 不 容易 了 (to survive in the e-sports scene.)

小姐姐 加油 (Missy, you can do it!)

大家 要 对 小姐姐 宽容一点 (You guys must be kinder to her.)

阿光 Ah Guang,

最近 网上 对 童谣 有 非常 多 的 质疑

请问 对此 你 有 什么 看法 呢 What do you have to say about that?

童谣 是 个 很 好 的 人 Smiling is a great person.

那些 说 她 的 人 Those who had insulted her

大概 永远 都 不会 知道 will never know

也 不想 知道 她 的 好 and they don't want to know how kind she is.

童谣 她 是 一个 很 好 的 职业 选手 Smiling is a great pro gamer.

注意 我 说 的 是 职业 选手 Please take note of this, I'm referring to her as a pro gamer.

谁 在 说 童谣 姐姐 坏话 Who's badmouthing Lady Smiling?

我 说 什么 What did I say?

我能 说 什么 What else can I say?

我 奉劝 各位 Here's some advice.

别 以小人之心 度君子之腹 了 You guys shouldn't be too jealous of her.

你们 也 不要 在 我 的 直播间 (You guys shouldn't try)

或是 我们 队伍 任何 一个 人 的 [DQ Five_LINGMAO] (to create trouble)

直播间 里 带 童谣 的 节奏 了 (for Smiling in any of our live streams.)

看不懂 比赛 的 人 (If you don't understand what's going on,)

就别 乱说话 丢人 了 好 吧 [CK_Sunflower] (you shouldn't embarrass yourself.)

我 的 房间 没有 童谣 姐姐 坏话 [FNC_Kun] (No one here should talk bad about Smiling.)

没意思 会封 的 (It's meaningless. We'll ban you.)

不 可以 禁止 封掉 No! I forbid you guys to do so. I'll ban you.

我 帮 她 说话 (This has nothing to do)

跟 过去 没有 半 毛钱 的 关系 (with the past.)

跟 她 的 性别 毫无关系 (It has nothing to do with her gender.)

先 管好 你们 自己 的 事情 You guys should take care of your own business

再 来 操心 别人 before you proceed to interfere with others' businesses.

与 她 为 敌 If you treat her as your enemy,

你们 就 不要 再 关注 我 了 (you should stop following me.)

她 能 有 今天 的 成绩 呢 (She acquired great results)

是 她 自己 一直 努力 的 结果 (because of the amount of effort she had put in.)

你们 可以 不 喜欢 她 (You guys can choose not to like her,)

但是 我们 队伍 大多数 人 (but most of our team members)

都 很 敬重 有 这样 一个 对手 (respect her as our opponent.)

不 喜欢 也 请 你们 尊重 吧 (Even if you don't like her, you should show her some respect.)

尊重 她 一直 以来 (You should respect her)

为 电 竞 这个 梦想 付出 的 一切

无关 其他 That's all.

有朝一日 [YQCB_AICO] (One day,)

能 站 在 那个 赛台 的 巅峰 (we hope we can stand at the peak)

举起 那 梦寐以求 的 奖杯 (and win the International Championship.)

在此之前 (Before that,)

身披 荆棘 也好 (no matter what kind of trouble)

脚踏 炙沙 也罢 (he's facing,)

身为 ZGDX 的 队长 (as the leader of Team ZGDX,)

他 身上 承载 了 (everyone has placed their hopes)

所有人 的 厚望 和 信赖 (and expectations on him.)

他 愿意 承受 (He's willing to endure it.)

他 应该 承受 (He should endure it.)

他 也 必须 承受 (And he must endure it.)

多好 的 一段话 (What a great speech.)

非常 感人 It was very touching.

我 深受 启发 I was deeply inspired.

放心 吧 Don't worry.

站 在 全国 总决赛 领奖台 上 的 (Although it's a pity that Team ZGDX)

很 遗憾 虽然 不是 ZGDX (won't the one that's going to stand on the international stage,)

但 记住 (you guys should remember this.)

我会 替诚哥 举起 那 冠军 的 奖杯 来 (I'll raise the trophy on behalf of Brother Cheng.)

嫉妒 不会 使人 进步 的 Jealousy won't help you to improve yourself.

有空 在 这 叨叨 If you have time to say all of these,

还 不如 花 点 时间 提升 自己 you should spend more time on improving yourself.

听见 没 You hear her?

我 媳妇儿 话糙 理不糙 My wife is brutal and honest.

采访 The interview?

看 了 呀 (I did watch it.)

很 有 魅力 的 女人 (She's very charming.)

所以 才 说 呀 (That's why I'm saying)

陆思诚 那个 小子 是 (that Lu Si Cheng is...)

怎么 说来 着 (What is it again?)

祖坟 上 冒 青烟 了 (His ancestral grave is emitting smoke.)

对 就是 这句 话 (That's what I wanted to say.) 祖坟 上 (His ancestral grave...)

就是 这个 (That's it.)

朋友 们 我 跟 你们 说 啊 My friends, listen up.

我们 ZGDX 战队 关系 呢 The relationship between members of Team ZGDX

是 相当 的 和谐 is very harmonious.

不劳 你们 操心 了 啊 You guys don't need to worry about us.

童谣 小姐姐 说 的话 只是 官方 态度 Missy Tong Yao was very official with her speech.

连 标点符号 都 一致 Even the enunciation was the same.

强行 认为 我们 关系 It's fine even if you guys

不 和谐 的 也 没有 关系 think that we're falling out with each other.

并 不会 对 我们 造成 任何 影响 It won't affect us at all.

粉丝 也好 No matter if it's the fans

还是 等 着 被 打 脸 的 黑子 也好 or the haters who are going to eat their words,

在 全国 赛场 上 we will definitely

我们 一定 会 give you guys

给 你们 一个 满意 的 答案

是 的 Yes.

该 说 的 都 说 了 啊 We've said everything we need to say.

受过 的 苦难 呢 The ordeals we've been through

都 会 成为 照亮 我们 前路 的 灯

ZGDX 加油 ZGDX, we can do it.

加油 We can do it.

让 我们 身披 荆棘 Let's face our ordeals

脚踏 炙沙 with courage.

干杯 来 -Cheers! -Come on.

来 干杯 -Come on. -Cheers!

来 咱们 拍个 全家福 来 Come on, let's take a family photo.

来来来 来来来 Come.

给 我 留个 空 Give me some space.

ZGDX 加油 ZGDX, we can do it!

来 干杯 干杯 干杯 Cheers! 来 老 K Come on, K.

来 跟 大伙 聊个 天 Come on, let's chat with them.

谁 呀 Who is it?

来 不管 不管 我 去 我 去 -Just ignore them. -I'll get the door.

最近 呢 Lately,

好多 朋友 说 我 are saying that I fell out with K.

跟 我 老 K 兄弟 关系 不太 和谐

来 兄弟 干 一个 Bro, bottoms up. 干 一个 干 一个

您好 您 的 快递 Hello, your parcel is here.

麻烦 签收 一下 Please sign over here.

好 了 Done.

谢谢

谢谢 Thank you.

我 跟 你 You and I...

怎么回事 What's wrong?

走 去 看看 Let's take a look.

不 不 朋友 们 等 一下 啊 Guys, please wait for us.

来 这太 恶心 了 吧 Isn't this too disgusting? 居然 寄 蟑螂 They actually sent cockroaches?

变态 吧 Pervert!

用 这么 下三滥 的 手段 They're using such a cheap trick.

阴险 So devious.

你们 看 Look.

这儿 还有 封信 There's a letter as well.

写 的 什么 What's in the letter?

写 啥 What did they write?

先 给你个 小 教训 Here's a little lesson for you.

这么 嚣张 How dare you be so arrogant?

以后 比赛 你 都 别 上 You better don't compete in the matches.

观众席 离 选手 席 也 没多远 Your seat isn't too far away from the audience's seat.

这一看 就是 冲 童谣 来 的 I'm sure this is coming at Tong Yao.

我 赶紧 把 它 拿走 吧 Let me throw it away.

别别别 太 恶心 了 -Don't. -This is too disgusting.

我要 先 拍照 I need to take a picture of it.

对 这 都 是 证据 证据 -Yes. -This is evidence.

还有 这个 And this.

也 拍 一下 Let me take a picture.

喂 警察 同志 你好 Hello, this is the police?

我 报警 I want to make a report.

这个 人 疯 了 吧 He must be crazy.

什么 怨 什么 仇 啊 What grudge does he have against Tong Yao?

下 这么 狠 的 手 Why did he do this?

不 疯 能干 出 这种 事 Only a lunatic is capable of this.

没事 忍住 It's fine. Bear with it.

好 那个 快递 盒子 里面 Inside the parcel, 还有 蟑螂 there are cockroaches as well.

刀片 和 死 老鼠 才 是 标配 Razors and dead rats are the usual combo.

他们 换成 蟑螂 But they actually swapped the rats for cockroaches.

一定 是 我 在 直播间 多嘴 It must be because my tongue slipped

说 过 我 怕 蟑螂 and I told them that I'm afraid of cockroaches during my live stream.

我 怎么 不说 Why didn't I say

我 有 钻石 黄金 恐惧症 啊

眼泪 都 流 出来 了 还 说 那么 多 You're still so talkative even when you're crying.

那 是 疼 的 That's because it's painful.

你 都 快 把 整瓶 酒精 撒 在 我 手上 了 You're applying so much alcohol onto my wound.

你 知道 有 多 疼 吗 Do you know how painful it is?

没 我 心疼 Not as painful as my heart.

她 没事 吧 Is she okay?

走 吧 Let's go.

应该 没事 吧 I think she's okay.

走走 走 Let's go.

走 休息 一下 Take a break. 诚哥 What's wrong?

怎么 了

那个 盒子 里 A threatening letter

还有 一封 恐吓信 is inside the box,.

说 是 后天 比赛 的 时候 要来 搞 事 They say that they're going to create trouble during our next match.

我 已经 报警 了 I've called the police

也 跟 赛事 主办方 联系 过 了 and contacted the organizers as well.

让 他们 加强 近期 的 安保 排查 I've asked them to tighten the security.

但是 可能 没什么 用 But it might not be that effective.

所以 呢 What we're trying to say is that

我们 的 意思 是

童谣 的 手 受伤 了 Tong Yao is injured.

为了 安全 起见 For her safety,

要 不 后天 打 红箭 她 就 不要 上场 了 we should let her stay on the bench for our match against Team Red Arrow.

正好 陆岳 可以 练练手 Lu Yue can finally compete as well.

老打 训练赛 不 打 比赛 It's been a long time since he has played in an official match.

我 是 怕 他 轮换 上场 的 时候 I'm just afraid that he might not get used to it

跟不上 节奏 啊 if we suddenly put him into the starting line-up.

不行 没理由 不让 她 上 No. There's no reason for us not to let Tong Yao play the match.

安全 第一 Safety is our number one priority.

虽然 受伤 得 不是 那么 严重 Although she isn't seriously injured,

但 毕竟 受伤 的 是 手 her hand is still injured after all.

他们 这队 法师 跟 辅助 喜欢 跟 打野 Their Mid and Support love to stick with their Jungler.

然后 满 六级 蹲 死 射手 They'll pressure the opposite AD when they reach Level Six.

你 和 老 猫 的 套路 Your combo with Lao Mao

已经 被 研究 得 差不多 了 has been figured out by them.

下 一次 换 一些 新 的 打法 You guys should try a new strategy next time.

好 好 的 Okay. 跟 大家 说 一下 I have an announcement to make.

因为 这次 的 快递 事件 呢 Due to the parcel,

俱乐部 下 了 一个 通知 our club has given us an instruction.

周日 跟 红箭 的 比赛 For Sunday's match against Team Red Arrow,

为了 安全 起见 for her safety,

童谣 暂时 停赛 Tong Yao will not be competing in the match.

陆岳 首发 Lu Yue will start for our team.

童谣 你 同意 了 Tong Yao, did you agree to it?

我 觉得 没 问题 I think it's fine.

正好 让 陆岳 练练 新式 神 We can let Lu Yue try out new Shikigamis as well.

没准 以后 比赛 用得上 Maybe he could use them for our matches in the future.

而且 俱乐部 这 也 是 出于 安全 考虑 And the club is doing this to protect her.

这 风口浪尖 的 It's chaotic out there.

咱 没 必要 为了 置 一口气 There's no need for us to risk her safety

拿 自己 的 安全 不 当回事 in order to prove herself.

而且 我 和 瑞哥 也 商量 过 了 Brother Rui and I have discussed this.

这件 事 就 暂时 不 公布 了 吧 We won't announce this incident to the public for now.

以免 有些 人 有样学样 So that they won't be able to imitate the troublemaker.

到时候 倒霉 的 就 不止 我 一个 了 If they do so, other pro gamers will face the same consequence.

而且 我 也 不想 让 粉丝 担心 And I don't want our fans to worry about me.

到时候 难免 又 是 一大 波 节奏 I'm sure it'll cause a huge mess again if they know about it.

诚哥 怎么 走 了 Why did Brother Cheng leave?

什么 情况 What's going on?

生气 了 He's angry.

你 没事 吧 Are you okay?

这个 事 很 糟心 I know this is sick,

但是 没 办法 but we have no choice.

我 也 理解 管理层 I understand what our management team is thinking.

你 不要 怨 他们 Please don't blame them.

你 一个 小姑娘 You're just a girl.

如果 真的 出 了 什么 事 If something happens to you,

我们 也 是 没有 脸 跟 你 家里人 交代 we won't be able to face your family members.

放心 吧 Don't worry.

我 没事 I'm fine.

哪去 了 (Where did you go?)

回来 (Come back.)

我 没事 (I'm fine.)

就是 休息 一把 比赛 [I Would Like to Marry You] (I'm just resting for one match.

又 不是 禁赛 (I'm not suspended.)

不 打 了 就 不 打 了 (It's fine if I rest for one match.)

也 没什么 好 委屈 的 (There's nothing to complain about.)

虽然 做 职业 选手 (Although a pro gamer's duty)

唯一 的 工作 就是 打 比赛 (is to compete in matches,)

但是 粉丝 这种 东西 (fans)

就是 不可 消除 的 附属品 (are mandatory to us.)

有时候 你 会 觉得 这 东西 太 可恨 了 (Sometimes, you'll think that they're annoying)

他们 为什么 不 消失 算了 (and you'd hope that they can disappear.)

但是 有时候 (But sometimes,)

如果 是 低谷 期 (when you're feeling down,)

也 恰巧是 粉丝 (our fans)

在 其实 我们 并不一定 (are the ones who support us)

能 看见 他们 的 地方 支持 我们 (at places where we can't see them.)

这个 世界 又 不是 真的 非黑 即 白 (Nothing is black or white in the world.)

比如 (For example,)

那天 在 做 全场 最佳 采访 的 时候 (during the MVP interview,)

就是 因为 有 粉丝 支持 我 (I was able to muster courage and tell the press)

我 才 有 勇气 (what I mean)

说出 后面 的 那些 话 来 (because of my fans.)

我 现在 也 不 后悔 (I don't regret my decision at all.)

算了算 了 (I don't know what I'm talking about.)

我 也 不 知道 我 到底 在 说 什么

问 你 个 事 Let me ask you something.

说 诚哥 下午 摔 东西 那 一下 When Brother Cheng threw the thing to the ground, 到底 在 生 谁 的 气 啊 who was he angry with?

自己 领悟 Find the answer yourself.

我白 问 What a waste of my time.

您好 (Hello.)

您 所 拨打 的 电话 已 关机 (The number you have called is unavailable.)

对不起 (Sorry.)

怎么 你 就 心态 崩 了 (Why are you in a bad mood?)

不想 看见 明天 早上 的 报纸 头条 是 (I don't want the newspaper tomorrow)

职业 选手 驾驶 豪车 飞跃 海平面 (to publish about you)

怒沉 海底 喂鱼 (jumping into the sea.)

你 还 能 不能 回来 了 (Can you come back?)

喂 姐妹 没睡 吧 Hello, Sis. Are you asleep?

手 怎么样 How's your hand?

我 上午 回家 了 刚回来 I just came back from my house.

那么 久 不接 我 电话 You didn't pick up my call for so long.

我 以为 你 死 了 呢 I thought you were dead.

我 没事 I'm fine.

我 刚刚 去 端 猫 窝 了 I was carrying my cat just now.

没 看到 I didn't see your call.

端猫 Carrying your cat?

端猫 干吗 Why are you carrying your cat?

陪 我 睡 啊 So that it could sleep with me.

上 一次 主动 端 猫 陪 你 睡 The last time when you carried your cat

可以 追溯到 to sleep with you

你 和 简阳 分手 的 那天 晚上 was the night when you broke up with Jian Yang.

别装 坚强 了 Stop pretending to be strong.

你 以为 你 韩剧 女主角 啊 Do you think you're the female lead of a Korean drama?

我 真的 没事 I'm really fine.

你别 担心 了 Don't worry about me.

好 那 就 回去 再说 Alright, we'll talk later then.

好 啦 Enough.

别 打架 啦 Stop fighting.

我困 了 (I'm sleepy.)

但是 手疼 (But my hand still hurts.)

想 让 队长 抱 着 睡 (I want my leader to hug me to sleep.)

几点 了 What time is it?

三点 多 了 It's around 3 AM.

怎么 这么晚 回来 Why did you only return by this time?

让 我 担心 You made me worried.

睡 吧 Go to sleep now.

欢迎 各位 平安 京 大大 (Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.)

这是 决战 ！ 平安 京 职业联赛 (This is the second match)

全国 联赛 ZGDX 对战 (of Team ZGDX VS Team Red Arrow)

红箭 的 第二局 比赛 (in the OPL National Championship.)

现在 场上 比分 是 一比 零 (Now, the score is 1:0.)

追 他 追 他 可以 可以 -After him! -Go!

今天 ZGDX 换上 新中 单陆岳

还有 机会 We still have a chance.

指挥 也 换成 了 老 K 来 带领 节奏 (And K will be commanding the team today.)

总 骚扰 我 啊 They kept harassing me.

而 陆思诚 今天 打法 凶残

不是 在 突袭 人 (It's either he's ganking someone,)

就是 在 突袭 人 的 路上 (or he's on his way to gank someone.)

打得 残血 了 (Yes, Ares is retreating to the back.)

是 的 Ares 向 后撤

陆思诚 没有 给 他 机会 直接 带走 [Seal, First Blood] (Chessman showed him no mercy.)

漂亮 (Nice!)

陆岳 少用 二 技能 清线 Lu Yue, don't use your second skill to clear the creep wave.

耗血 太 多 对面 打野 一来 You'll die if their Jungler

你 就 废 了 What the heck?

什么 鬼

刚 开场 就 压 着 我 打 They're pressuring my lane since the start.

兵线 都 不让 我 吃 一口 They didn't even let me farm my creep.

对面 打野 不见 了 Their Jungler is missing.

陆岳 小心 Lu Yue, be careful.

一个 白 童子 已经 让 我 压力 很大 了 One Shiro Doji is stressful enough for me.

你们 推完 快点 过来 抓一波 You guys should help me out after you're done pushing.

吓唬 一下 对面 啊 You need to scare them off.

队长 大大 在 推线 Our leader is trying to push.

我们 根本 过不去 啊 We can't go to your lane.

老 K 呼叫 打野 K, help me out.

猫猫 来 蹲波 中路 Mao Mao, come. Let's gank their Mid.

蹲 中路 Gank their Mid?

陆岳 你 去 卖 一下 Lu Yue, go and bait them.

别太深 了 Don't go too deep.

好 怎么 今天 中路 一 换人 Why is their Jungler trying to pick on Lu Yue 对面 打野 就 蠢蠢欲动 了 呀 once we swapped out our Mid?

老猫 你 什么 意思 啊 Lao Mao, what are you trying to do?

下路 这边 陆思诚 直接 拿下 双杀 [Seal, Double Kill] (Chessman got a double kill in the bot lane.)

今天 的 下路 真的 是 精彩 啊 (The bot lane looks interesting indeed.)

陆岳 take note of your positioning.

你 注意 自己 的 位移

争取 把 白 童子 给 骗 了 Try to bait Shiro Doji.

好 别急 别急 别急 Don't rush. 等 他 上来 一点 Wait for him to come.

上来 点 上来 点 Wait.

故意 往前 吃 了 白 童子 的 普攻 (He's taking Shiro Doji's attack on purpose.)

果不其然 (Shiro Doji won't be able to escape)

白 童子 上 勾 了 以后

走 不了 (from their trap.)

走 不了 走 不了 走 不了 I can't leave!

白 童子 还要 强杀律 [Killed] (Shiro Doji is trying to kill Lv.)

回来 回来 往 后撤 (He's baiting the three of them.)

故意 勾引 红箭 的 三人 追击

上 上 上 Go!

上 被 ZGDX 三人 反 打 (They were ganked by Team ZGDX's trio.) 成功 打出 了 一波 零换 三 (It's a three for nil!)

好 的 好 的 Yes!

这波爽 啊 This feels great.

你们 这波 太 溜 了 You guys did great just now.

现在 比赛 已经 进行 到 了 三十分钟 (Now, we're at the 30th-minute mark.)

ZGDX 越战越勇 [ZGDX, you can do it] (Team ZGDX is performing at their best.)

就 看 这波团 了 (Let's take a look at the next team fight.)

对面 上单 和 射手 要 去 中路 支援 Their Top and AD are going to back them up.

你们 藏 好 I'll approach them from the jungle.

我 从 野区 过来

怎么 陆岳去 守 中路 Why is everyone helping Lu Yue out

全员 都 要 支援 他 去 打团 when he's just trying to defend the mid lane?

我 是 核心 You guys need to protect me.

你们 要 保护 我

小胖 你 先上 Fatty, you go first.

好 的 Alright.

开团 上 我 上 了 Let's go. I've initiated the fight.

队长 大人 你别 往前 啊 Mr. Leader, don't go in front.

陆思诚 这波 操作 (Chessman)

简直 是 太 溜 了 (performed spectacularly.)

瞬间 带走 一个 (He killed off one of them in an instant.)

双杀 (Double kill!)

来 了 来 了 三杀 [Seal, Triple Kill] (Here he goes! Triple kill!)

还有 吗 还有 吗 (Will he continue with his killing streak?)

四杀 能 不能 拿到 五杀 (Quadruple kill! Can he get a Pentuple Kill!?)

诚哥 太帅 了 (Chessman is so cool!)

能 不能 (Can he do it?)

五杀 五杀 It's a pentuple kill!

五行 之阵 完全 封印

陆思诚 太 厉害 了 Chessman is a beast!

陆思诚 牛 掰 克拉斯 All hail Chessman!

诚哥 太 溜 了 Brother Cheng is too amazing.

终于 推 高地 了 We're finally pushing their high ground.

ZGDX 在 集合 推塔 了 (Team ZGDX is pushing their tower.)

陆思诚 站位 比较 靠 前 啊 (Chessman is standing at the very front.)

让 我们 恭喜 陆思诚 (Let's congratulate Chessman)

恭喜 ZGDX (and Team ZGDX!)

刚刚 比赛 诚哥 打得 太凶了 [2020 Onmyoji Arena Pro League] Just now, Brother Cheng was so brutal.

是 打 得 太 暴躁 了 He was impulsive.

而且 不 知道 为什么 And I don't know why,

总 觉得 今天 诚哥 好像 要 吃 人 一样 but I feel like Brother Cheng is trying to vent his frustration on someone.

我 觉得 他 是 带 着 情绪 打 的 I think he's affected by his emotion.

看 他 好几 波 不 应该 上 他 也 上 了 He went for the fights even though he shouldn't have done it.

太 冲动 了 He was reckless.

好像 在 生气 Seems like he's angry.

发生 什么 事情 了 吗 Did something happen?

今天 中单 首发 也 换人 了 They swapped their Mid as well.

是不是 和 这个 有 关系 啊 Maybe it's related to that?

有 可能 That's possible.

你 说 一会儿 诚哥 Do you think Brother Cheng

会 不会 爆料 什么 的 will reveal something about it later?

他 不会 直接 怼 Don't tell me

主持人 的 那些 傻瓜 问题 吧 he'll answer the questions with raging emotions?

不能 吧 I don't think so.

他 不来 了 He's not coming.

非常 不好意思 地 通知 大家 We're very sorry about this.

今天 没有 全场 最佳 的 专访 了 But there is no interview for the MVP today.

ZGDX 队长 陆思诚 Team ZGDX's leader, Chessman,

拒绝 了 我们 的 邀请 has rejected our invitation.

谢谢 大家 Thank you, everyone.

为什么 呀 为什么 拒绝 啊 -Why? -Why did he reject the interview?

解释一下 呀 Please explain yourself!

车来 了 Their bus is here.

快快 快 Hurry!

快 跑 拿 新闻 啊 After the bus! We need some news!

快点 Hurry!

瑞哥 采访 一下 Brother Rui, please tell us something.

来 不好意思 让 一下 Excuse me, please make way for us.

让 一下 让 一下 让 一下 Please make way for us.

说 两句 吧 说 两句 吧 Please tell us something!

陆思诚 陆思诚 采访 一下 Chessman, we have questions for you.

说 两句 吧 说 两句 吧 Please tell us something.

今天 现场 Today,

陆思诚 你 打 比赛 的 时候 we can see that you've brought

带 严重 个人 情绪 your emotions into the matches.

赛后 还 拒绝 出席 全场 最佳 采访 You even rejected the MVP interview after the match.

请 陆思诚 出面 解释一下 Chessman, please explain yourself.

诚哥 Brother Cheng.

听说 你 今天 比赛 you were the MVP twice in a row.

连 拿 两把 全场 最佳

赛后 却 拒绝 了 采访 But you rejected the MVP interview after the match.

这种 事 在 职业联赛 前所未有 This has never happened in the OPL before.

有人 说 你 今天 比赛 也 很 情绪化 Some people say that you were being emotional when you were competing.

是 真的 吗 Is that true?

这种 问题 有 什么 意义 吗 Do these questions are even meaningful?

大家 都 知道 Everyone knows

今天 童谣 没有 参加 比赛

对于 这件 事 Regarding this matter,

官方 始终 没有 给出 任何 解释 your club hasn't made any official announcement.

这 又 是 为什么 呢 How would you explain this?

你 见 过 哪个 队 变阵 换人 的 时候 Have you ever seen a team that will post their line-up on Weibo

还 事先 发 一条 微博 的 before they change their roster?

请问 俱乐部 临时 变阵 Is the club swapping her out

是因为 对 上周 出言不逊 的 童谣 because she said something she shouldn't have said

进行 了 赛后 惩罚 吗 during the interview last week?

不是 No.

今天 的 比赛 换陆岳 上来 Lu Yue is starting for our team today because we want to

纯属 是 为了 世界 赛而 做 准备 的 prepare ourselves for the International Championship.

而 童谣 选手 Smiling,

以 职业 身份 做 的 每一件 事情 as a pro gamer,

至今 为止 she's doing great,

除了 打架斗殴 那 一次 except for the time

都 做 得 很 好 when she hit someone.

无论是 我 还是 俱乐部 No matter if it's the club or me,

都 没有 理由 惩罚 她 we have no reason to punish her.

是 啊 解释一下 吧 Yeah, explain yourself.

说 一下 说 一下 Please tell us.

你们 问够 了 吗 Are you guys done?

哪 有人 跑 到 block us in front of our base camp just to do this?

别人 俱乐部 门口 问 这些 的

让 一下 Make way for us.

各位 I'm fine with whatever you want to post.

你们 要 写 报道 我 没 意见

但是 取 什么样 的 标题 But you should be careful with

写 什么样 的 内容 your topic

你们 自己 注意 一点 and the content you're posting.

特别 是 有 几家 电竞 媒体 Especially for certain media companies,

什么 竞圈 养殖场 的 such as E-Sports Farm.

如果 让 我 看到 If you guys try

你们 为了 搏 眼球 生编 乱造 to attract attention

哪怕 一个 标点符号 by posting something you aren't supposed to post,

试试看 我们 会 不会 we will sue you

把 你们 告到 倾家荡产 until your company closes down.

怎么 这样 说 啊 Why is he saying that?

他们 平时 不 这样 啊 They don't act like this usually.

他们 怎么 了 What's wrong with them?

怎么回事 啊 What's going on?

诚哥 你 回来 啦 Brother Cheng, you're back?

诚哥 Brother Cheng.

诚哥 Brother Cheng.

我 看 比赛 了 I saw your matches just now.

你 怎么 打 得 那么 凶 Why were you so brutal just now?

教皇 上身 吗 Were you possessed by Hierophant?

你 哪 不 舒服 啊 Do you feel uncomfortable?

头疼 Do you have a headache?

肚子疼 还是 感冒 了 Do you have a stomachache? Or did you catch a cold?

没有 Nothing.

那 你 怎么 不 接受 Then why didn't you accept

赛后 全场 最佳 采访 啊 the MVP interview after the match?

还是 你 看 了 网上 那些 言论 了 Or, did you read what they posted on the Internet?

网上 说 的 什么 What did they say?

说 你 不满 俱乐部 对 我 禁赛 的 处罚 you're unhappy with the club's punishment for me. 所以 带 情绪 比赛 That's why you brought your emotions into the matches.

还 不 接受 赛后 全场 最佳 采访 You rejected the MVP interview

以表 抗议 to show solidarity for me.

当然 啊 Of course,

我 知道 不是 这 样子 的 I know that will never be the case.

你 怎么 可能 我 是 不满 -It's impossible for you... -I'm unhappy.

但是 不是 对 俱乐部 But I'm not unhappy with the club.

晚饭 你们 吃 吧 You guys can have dinner without me.

不用 等 我 了 Don't need to wait for me.

对不起 啊 堵车 啦 I'm sorry. I was caught in a traffic jam just now.

给 你 带 的 东西 These are for you.

怎么 了 What's wrong?

不 开心 啊 Are you upset?

说 吧 Tell me about it.

诚哥 最近 很 奇怪 Brother Cheng has been acting weird lately.

你 作为 他 女朋友 You're so observant

你 这个 观察力 真是 够 敏锐 啊 because you're his girlfriend, huh?

外面 阿猫阿狗 的 记者 Miss, even random reporters out there

都 已经 这么 说 了 少女 are saying the same thing.

自从 他 上次 摔门 出去 Ever since he slammed the door on his way out,

一直 到 今天 he has been keeping

话少 阴沉 everything to himself.

跟 他 说 什么 Whenever I talk to him,

他 还是 一副 he acts as if

没有 兴趣 不 关心 的 样子 he's nonchalant about it.

对 我 更是 话少 He rarely speaks to me.

就算 是 搂 着 我 的 时候 He's distracted

也 跟 丢 了 魂 似的 even when he's hugging me.

我 问 他 吧 When I try to ask him about it,

他 什么 都 不 说 he just won't tell me anything.

就 疯狂 地 打游戏 He just plays his games all day.

这 几天 For the past few days,

我 没事 这 三个 字 I kept telling him that I am fine

说 得 都 快 把 嘴皮子 磨破 了 and I'm about to have chapped lips.

但是 对 他 一点 用 都 没有 But it's all useless.

我 都 开始 怀疑 I'm starting to suspect

他 是不是 对 我 不满 that he's unhappy with me.

沉默 暴躁 拒 不 合作 Silent, impulsive, uncooperative?

是 陆思诚 啊 That sounds like Lu Si Cheng to me.

我 真是 一点 办法 都 没有 了 I really don't know what I can do about it.

他 今天 早上 还 说 This morning, he said

他 确实 有 不满 that he is unhappy with something.

但 不是 对 俱乐部 But he isn't unhappy with the club.

难道 是 对 我 Don't tell me he's unhappy with me?

诚哥 是 比较 难 猜 Brother Cheng is hard to figure out indeed.

以前 从来 没有 这些 事 This issue doesn't exist in the past.

就是 专心 在 打 比赛 而已 He only focused on the matches.

你 这么 一说 确实 是 啊 That does seem right.

好像 你 来 了 之后 I think he's become different

确实 都 不 一样 了 ever since you joined the team.

你 也 觉得 是因为 我 Even you think that it's because of?

瞎猜 什么 呢 Stop taking wild guesses.

老毛病 又 犯 了 是不是 You're reverting to your old ways again.

当时 你 看到 简阳 When you saw Jian Yang

在 练歌房 玩 不理 你 ignoring you in the KTV,

自己 心态 爆炸 提 的 分手 you thought too much about it and you broke up with him.

现在 又 来 啊 Now, you're doing this again?

我 都 不 说 你 I don't even feel like

当时 臆想 到底 有 多 好笑 了 telling you how absurd you were back then.

那 简阳 起码 是 At least Jian Yang

八字 有 了 第一个 墨点 吧 did do something wrong.

诚哥 这 是 什么 呀 But look at Brother Cheng.

笔 都 没 沾 墨 你 就 给 人家 定罪 了 You're judging him before you even get to know the truth.

我 就是 随便说说 I was just saying.

诚哥 原本 一个 Brother Cheng

好好 打 比赛 的 老 男人 was an honest and determined old man in the past.

像是 被 我 强行 拉下 了 神坛 It feels like I've dragged him out of his deity altar.

沾 上 了 乌七八糟 的 烟火 气 Now, he's tainted by worldly desires because of me.

至少 这 一点 At least,

那些 脑残粉 说 的 是 没错 的 I think the dumb fans are right about that.

还 烟火 气 我 去 Tainted with worldly desires? My goodness.

我 真是 羡慕 你们 这些 新婚 小 夫妇 I'm really envious of you fresh couples.

还有 互相 吹捧 You guys are actually

互相 把 对方 当盘 菜 的 心理 treating each other like precious gems.

我 觉得 诚哥 不满 I think Brother Cheng

应该 只是 在 不满 他 自己 吧 is just unhappy with himself.

这才 烦 着 又 躲 着 你 He's avoiding you even though he feels troubled.

男人 呢 有时候 Sometimes,

比 我们 想象 中要 坚强 多 了 men are much stronger than we thought.

但是 啊 他们 那 神秘 的 自尊心 呀 But their mysterious pride

又 脆弱 多 了 is much more fragile than we thought.

说不定 he's banging his head on the wall

他 现在 正 躲 在 你 看不见 的 地方

用头 擂墙 呢 somewhere hidden from you.

就 为了 你 那点 小小的 伤口 Maybe he feels guilty

自责 不已 呢 over your little wound.

什么 小小的 伤口 What do you mean by little wound?

明明 很大 好不好 It's huge.

我 还 为了 这个 去 打 了 破伤风 I had to take the tetanus shot because of this.

做 了 一 晚上 噩梦 I had a nightmare on the same night.

你 有没有 点 爱心 啊 Do you even have sympathy?

分手 是 不 可能 分手 的 It's impossible for me to break up with him.

打 又 打 不过 But I can't win against him.

只能 自己 一个 人 胡思乱想 了 So I can only make wild guesses by myself.

我太难 了 I'm so pitiful.

觉悟 还 挺 高 的 嘛 You're pretty self-aware.

那 谁 让 他 不理 我 That's because he ignores me.

我 本来 就 手疼 My hand is hurting.

还 不 过来 关心 一下 But he doesn't care for me at all.

不 知道 我 疼 啊 Doesn't he know that I'm in pain?

对 了 By the way,

还有 就是 啊 there's something else I need to tell you.

他 失踪 了 一整天 He went missing for the entire day.

发微信 也 不 回 He didn't even reply to my messages.

结果 第二天 早上 But during dawn,

又 悄悄 摸摸 爬 上 我 的 床 he sneaked into my room

又 抱 着 我 睡 and hugged me to sleep.

刚刚 还 在 吐 槽 Just now, you were just complaining about him.

现在 又 突然 秀 起来 是 怎么回事 啊 And now you're showing off?

什么 秀 起来 了 What showing off?

想 消失 就 消失 He disappears whenever he wants to

想 出现 就 出现 and appears whenever he wants to.

这种 行为 To me,

就是 王八蛋 he's a scumbag.

云 没有 动 ♪The cloud isn't moving♪

他们 换成 蟑螂 But they actually swapped the rats for cockroaches.

一定 是 我 在 直播间 多嘴 It must be because my tongue slipped

说 过 我 怕 蟑螂 and I told them that I'm afraid of cockroaches during my live stream.

我 怎么 不说 Why didn't I say

我 有 钻石 黄金 恐惧症 啊 that I am afraid of diamonds and gold?

眼泪 都 流 出来 了 还 说 那么 多 You're still so talkative even when you're crying.

那 是 疼 的 That's because it hurts.

你 都 快 把 整瓶 酒精 撒 在 我 手上 了 You're applying so much alcohol onto my wound.

你 知道 有 多 疼 吗 Do you know how painful it is?

没 我 心疼 Not as painful as my heart.

心 失 了 踪 ♪The heart is missing♪

被 钻 了 个 小洞 ♪A small hole appearing in my heart♪

一 见面 就 痛 ♪It hurts whenever we meet♪

表现 要 稳重 ♪We need to perform well♪

诚哥 (Brother Cheng,)

你 到底 喜欢 童谣 什么 啊 (what exactly do you like about Tong Yao?)

说实话 (Honestly speaking,)

童谣 呢 长得 也 就 一般 (Tong Yao has an ordinary appearance,)

跟 你 那些 能 拉出去 自成 一个 连 的 (compared with the row)

美女 小姐姐 粉丝 们 来说 啊 (of beautiful fans you have.)

因为 她 很 强 (Because she's strong.)

我们 都 不 擅长 被 人 ♪We are not used to♪

哭 起来 也 很 可爱 (She's adorable when she cries.)

变态 (You pervert.)

还有 吗 (Is that all?)

有 什么 (What else?) 情 不知 所起 一往而深 (Love, a spark from nowhere to eternity.)

最 刻意 的 路人 ♪The most deliberate stranger♪

我们 都 不 擅长 被 人 ♪We are not used to♪

欲言又止 用 姓氏 确认 ♪Being quiet♪

难道 还要 我 回礼 硬撑 ♪Don't tell me you want me to continue my pretense?♪

全世界 都 知道 我们 两在 骗人 ♪The entire world knows that we're lying♪

童谣 Tong Yao,

你 同意 了 I think it's fine.

我 觉得 没 问题

我 是 不满 I'm unhappy.

但是 不是 对 俱乐部 But I'm not unhappy with the club.

又 嘲笑 盘问 ♪Teasing us during the interrogation♪

总 要 有人 来 据理力争 ♪Someone needs to argue with reason♪

晚饭 你们 吃 吧 You guys can have dinner without me.

不用 等 我 了 Don't need to wait for me.

爱情 叫做 ♪This type of love♪

我们 ♪Is us♪

诚哥 (Brother Cheng,)

我 是不是 真的 做错 了 (have I really done something wrong?)

我们 是不是 真的 不 应该 在 一起 (Are we not supposed to be together?)