2. Season 1, episode 1, Part 1

Scene: A corridor at a sperm bank.

Sheldon: So if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slit is observed it will not go through both slits.

If it's unobserved it will, however, if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits its target, it will not have gone through both slits. Leonard: Agreed, what's your point?

Sheldon: There's no point, I just think it's a good idea for a tee-shirt.

Leonard: Excuse me?

Receptionist: Hang on.

Leonard: One across is Aegean, eight down is Nabakov, twenty-six across is MCM, fourteen down is… move your finger… phylum, which makes fourteen across Port-au-Prince.

See, Papa Doc's capital idea, that's Port-au-Prince. Haiti. Receptionist: Can I help you?

Leonard: Yes.

Um, is this the High IQ sperm bank? Receptionist: If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here.

Sheldon: I think this is the place.

Receptionist: Fill these out.

Leonard: Thank-you.

We'll be right back. Receptionist: Oh, take your time.

I'll just finish my crossword puzzle. Oh wait.