1. Season 8, episode 22, Part 1
1 It's, like, the best one they make, I just can't get it to work. I'll figure it out. It streams HD video straight to your phone while it's flying. Nice. Where were you when I was single?
Okay, we should leave in about an hour. You all packed? Uh, yeah, I just need to throw in a few last minute things-- you know, makeup, underwear, clothes. If your bathroom floor counts as a carry-on, you're packed. Leonard, have you ever given a high school commencement speech before? Nope. It's pretty exciting. Aren't you afraid of being blinded? How would I be blinded? At the end of the ceremony, all the students throw those pointy hats in the air. It's all pomp and circumstance until someone loses an eye. I'll take my chances. Fine. I wonder if they make "I told you so" cards in braille. Look, the problem with commencement speeches is that they're boring. Ooh, do you own a T-shirt cannon? Why would he own a T-shirt cannon? I don't know. Why do I own one? I think it's really nice that you're sharing this experience with Penny. Mm, I thought it'd be fun to show her my old stomping grounds. I even know the exact spot where they used to stomp me. Well, now you get to go back as a successful scientist. With a beautiful girl on your arm. And a pointy hat sticking out of your eyeball.