How to be a nerd

Hello.

My name is Nerdface.

I am your instructor for today's tutorial.

Umm... Actually...

I will teach you how to be a nerd based on my calculations today.

Let us begin today's tutorial on

how to be a nerd.

Step 1.

Check your nerdibility.

Answer these three questions.

1. Do you eat every day?

2. Do you close your eyes at least once a day?

3. Do you know what Twitter is?

If your answers to all three questions are "Yes".

Umm...

Actually..

you have 96,942% nerdibility,

which means that you are almost ready to be a nerd.

Have you checked your nerd ability?

Good!

Let's go to step 2.

Step 2.

Wear glasses

Nerds are usually engrossed in their studies and do not pay much attention to socializing or having many friends.

And new research led by scientists has found that

people who spend more time studying are more likely to develop short-sightedness.

In other words, glasses are inevitable for nerds.

And ironically,

this is why you have to wear glasses to be a nerd

So umm...

Wear glasses, okay?

Step 3.

Umm... Actually...

To show your nerdiness to other people,

let's start all conversations with

"Umm... Actually..."

Holy shit, that's a nerd.

Starting a conversation with "Umm actually

can have the effect of making you feel like a nerd.

If you are not familiar with dialogue sentences that start with "umm",

try practicing to get used to them.

We can use the sassy (or sussy) method to solve this problem.

(What is this?)

(Say it again?)

(Can you say the first syllable five times?)

Great!

When you get used to "Umm" through the sussy method,

add "Actually" right after "Umm".

Then you will be able to speak like nerds perfectly.

Congratulations.

You have just finished the how to be a nerd tutorial course.

We hope you find this tutorial useful in real life.