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Pilot 2

Pilot 2

Hey, so you know how I've always had a thing for half-Asian girls ? Well, now I've got a new favorite Lebanese girls. Lebanese girls are the new half-Asians. Hey, you want to do somethin' tonight ? Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up ! Where's your suit ? Just once, when I say suit up, I wish you'd put on a suit. I did that one time. It was a blazer ! You know, ever since college it's been, Marshall and Lilly and me. Now, it's gonna be Marshall and Lilly and me. They'll get married, start a family. Before long, I'm that weird, middle-aged bachelor their kids call Uncle Ted. I see what this is about. Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met ? Ted, I'm gonna teach you how to live. Barney. We met at the urinal. Oh, right. Right. Lesson one : lose the goatee. It doesn't go with your suit. - I'm not wearing a suit. - Lesson two : get a suit. Suits are cool. Exhibit "A. " Lesson three : don't even think about getting married till you're 30. I guess it's just, your best friend gets engaged, you start thinking about that stuff. I thought I was your best friend. Ted, say I'm your best friend. You're my best friend, Barney. Good. Then, as your best friend, I suggest we play a little game I like to call - "Have you met Ted ?" - Wait. No, no, no. We're not playing "Have you met Ted ?" Hi, have you met Ted ? Hi, I'm Ted. Yasmine. That's a very pretty name. Thanks. It's Lebanese.


Pilot 2

Hey, so you know how I've always had a thing for half-Asian girls ? Well, now I've got a new favorite Lebanese girls. Lebanese girls are the new half-Asians. Hey, you want to do somethin' tonight ? Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up ! Where's your suit ? Just once, when I say suit up, I wish you'd put on a suit. I did that one time. It was a blazer ! You know, ever since college it's been, Marshall and Lilly and me. Now, it's gonna be Marshall and Lilly and me. They'll get married, start a family. Before long, I'm that weird, middle-aged bachelor their kids call Uncle Ted. I see what this is about. Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met ? Ted, I'm gonna teach you how to live. Barney. We met at the urinal. Oh, right. Right. Lesson one : lose the goatee. It doesn't go with your suit. - I'm not wearing a suit. - Lesson two : get a suit. Suits are cool. Exhibit "A. " Lesson three : don't even think about getting married till you're 30. I guess it's just, your best friend gets engaged, you start thinking about that stuff. I thought I was your best friend. Ted, say I'm your best friend. You're my best friend, Barney. Good. Then, as your best friend, I suggest we play a little game I like to call - "Have you met Ted ?" - Wait. No, no, no. We're not playing "Have you met Ted ?" Hi, have you met Ted ? Hi, I'm Ted. Yasmine. That's a very pretty name. Thanks. It's Lebanese.