Hvem kommer først? 🌝 #1 who|comes|first Kas pirmas? 🌝 #1 Wie komt eerst? 🌝#1 Who comes first? 🌝 #1

Velkommen til NRK Unormal! welcome|to|NRK|Unormal Welcome to NRK Unormal!

De skal ha på seg noen spesielle kostymer. they|shall|have|on|themselves|some|special|costumes They will be wearing some special costumes.

Første challenge er å gå herfra med kostymene på, fra A til B, uten å le. first|challenge|is|to|walk|from here|with|the costumes|on|from|A|to|B|without|to|laugh The first challenge is to walk from here to there in the costumes, from A to B, without laughing.

Ler de, får motparten poeng. Andre oppgave er å kjøpe kondom. they laugh|they|get|the opponent|points|second|task|is|to|buy|condom If they laugh, the opponent gets points. The second task is to buy a condom.

Men det er en hake: De har ikke lov til å si et eneste ord. but|it|is|a|catch|you|have|not|permission|to|to|say|a|single|word But there is a catch: They are not allowed to say a single word.

Nr. 3 er at jeg har gjemt et kondom, og det skal de finne og sprekke. No|is|that|I|have|hidden|a|condom|and|it|shall|they|find|and|pop Number 3 is that I have hidden a condom, and they have to find it and pop it.

Nr. 4 er å holde foredrag for tilfeldig forbipasserende - No|is|to|hold|lecture|for|random|passersby Number 4 is to give a lecture to random passersby -

- om hvordan det er å ha sex første gang. how|it is|to have|to have|to|to have|sex|first|time - about what it's like to have sex for the first time.

-Hei, Alice! -Hallo! |Alice| -Hi, Alice! -Hello!

-Hva tror dere vi skal? -En klesbutikk: Jeg tenker klær. |think|you|we|shall|a|clothing store|I|think|clothes -What do you think we should do? -A clothing store: I'm thinking clothes.

Forholdet mitt til NRK Unormal er mensen. Kanskje mensen-snerk. relationship|my|to|NRK|Unormal|is|period|maybe|| My relationship with NRK Unormal is menstruation. Maybe menstruation-gross.

Dere har fått et kamera hver. Gå inn på prøverommet - you|have|received|a|camera|each|go|in|to|fitting room You each have received a camera. Go into the fitting room -

- og ta på det dere finner. and|take|on|what|you|find - and put on what you find.

-Se her, ja! -Nei! look|here|yes|no -Look here, yes! -No!

Dette er så vidt jeg vet en rolig vaginadrakt. this|is|as|far|I|know|a|calm|vagina suit This is, as far as I know, a calm vagina suit.

Jeg har fått en kuk. Da passer det at jeg har PIKK-genser. I|have|gotten|a|cock|then|fits|it|that|I|have|| I have gotten a cock. So it fits that I have a DICK sweater.

Må jeg ha på denne? Kan jeg skru av kameraet? must|I|have|on|this|can|I|turn|off|the camera Do I have to wear this? Can I turn off the camera?

Du må filme at du skifter, Lydia. Det er viktig at ... you|must|film|that|you|change|Lydia|it|is|important|that You have to film yourself changing, Lydia. It's important that ...

-Hvordan føles det? -Å gå inn i vaginaen? how|feels|it|to|walk|into|in|the vagina -How does it feel? -To go into the vagina?

-Det har du gjort før, si! -Ganske deilig. that|have|you|done|before|say|quite|nice -You have done that before, say! -Quite nice.

Det pleier å være en bra ting. it|tends|to|be|a|good|thing It usually tends to be a good thing.

-Skal jeg spytte på den? -Se her! Det ble så voldsomt! shall|I|spit|on|it|see|here|it|became|so|intense -Should I spit on it? -Look here! It got so intense!

-Er den stor, Lydia? -Ja, hele jeg skal jo inni. is|it|big|Lydia|yes|whole|I|shall|of course|inside -Is it big, Lydia? -Yes, I am supposed to fit inside it.

-Er den svart? Rart spørsmål. -Nei, det er en hvit manns penis. is|it|black|strange|question|no|it|is|a|white|man's|penis -Is it black? Strange question. -No, it's a white man's penis.

-Jeg er så spent nå. -Jeg har tunge baller nedpå knærne. I|am|so|excited|now|I|have|heavy|balls|down on|knees -I'm so excited now. -I have heavy balls down to my knees.

-Har du hette, du? -Jeg er jo selve klitorisen. have|you|hood|you|I|am|after all|the very|clitoris -Do you have a hood, huh? -I am the clitoris itself.

Jeg er litt julaften-spent. Er dere klare? Én, to, tre! I|am|a little|||are|you|ready|one|two|three I'm a bit Christmas Eve excited. Are you ready? One, two, three!

Du ser helt jævlig ut. you|look|completely|awful|out You look absolutely terrible.

-Penishodet skal være over deg. -Det detter av. Ikke ta på kuken min. the penis head|shall|be|over|you|it|falls|off|not|touch|on|the cock|my -The penis head should be above you. -It's going to fall off. Don't touch my dick.

-Er dere klare? -Pikkeklar. are|you|ready|dick ready -Are you ready? -Dick ready.

Dere skal gå herfra til et annet sted. Uten å le en eneste gang. you|shall|go|from here|to|another||place|without|to|laugh|a|single|time You are to walk from here to another place. Without laughing a single time.

Da får motparten poeng. then|gets|the opponent|points Then the opponent gets points.

Hvis Lydia ler, får jeg poeng. Hvis jeg ler, får Lydia poeng. if|Lydia|laughs|gets|I|points|if|I|laugh|gets|Lydia|points If Lydia laughs, I get points. If I laugh, Lydia gets points.

-Sur-kukk. -Dere har ikke lov å smile heller. |||have|not|permission|to|smile|either -Grumpy dick. -You are not allowed to smile either.

Kan jeg si en vits? Jeg kan jo si en vits uten at jeg smiler. can|I|say|a|joke|I|can|after all|say|a|joke|without|that|I|smile Can I tell a joke? I can tell a joke without smiling.

-Folk ler av sine egne vitser. -Ja, jeg ... people|laugh|at|their|own|jokes|yes|I -People laugh at their own jokes. -Yes, I ...

-Jeg ser ikke, så dere får følge med. -Lydia lo. Nå ler hun. I|see|not|so|you|get|follow|along|Lydia|laughed|now|laughs|she -I can't see, so you have to keep up. -Lydia laughed. Now she is laughing.

Stian får to poeng. Det var ett smil og én latter. Stian|gets|two|points|it|was|one|smile|and|one|laugh Stian gets two points. That was one smile and one laugh.

Hei! Husk å bruke kondom. hi|remember|to|use|condom Hi! Remember to use a condom.

-Stian smilte. -Nei, det gjorde jeg ikke! Stian|smiled|No|that|did|I|not -Stian smiled. -No, I didn't!

-Penisen og vaginaen som ... -Bare kom. De dro aldri. the penis|and|the vagina|that|Just|came|They|left|never -The penis and the vagina that ... -Just come. They never left.

-Nå smilte du. Sikker på det. -Det var ikke smil. Now|smiled|you|Sure|about|that|It|was|not|smile -Now you smiled. Are you sure about that? -That wasn't a smile.

-Hæ, jeg smilte ikke. -Nei, du gjorde ikke det. Huh|I|smiled|not|No|you|did|not|that -Huh, I didn't smile. -No, you didn't.

-Hvordan klarer dere det? -Bruk kondom! Funka det? how|manage|you|it|use|condom|worked|it -How do you manage that? -Use a condom! Did it work?

Ja, det bildet de har i hodet nå, er brent fast. yes|that|image|they|have|in|head|now|is|burned|fixed Yes, the image they have in their heads now is burned in.

Der lo jeg! Jeg så for meg første gang de har sex. there|laughed|I||saw|for|myself|first|time|they|have|sex I laughed at that! I imagined the first time they have sex.

De skal ned og slikke litt klitoris, og så tenker de på ansiktet mitt. they|will|down|and|lick|a little|clitoris|and|then|think|they|of|face|my They are going down to lick a little clitoris, and then they think of my face.

Lydia! Det var en skikkelig en. Lydia|it|was|a|really|one Lydia! That was a really good one.

Tenk når de skal ned på en kuk, og så ser de fjeset mitt. think|when|they|will|down|on|a|cock|and|then|see|they|face|my Imagine when they go down on a cock, and then they see my face.

Du lo av din egen vits. Det burde være ekstrapoeng. you|laughed|at|your|own|joke|it|should|be|extra points You laughed at your own joke. That should be extra points.

Nå kan dere smile. Det ser litt finere ut når dere får smilt. now|can|you|smile|it|looks|a little|nicer|out|when|you|get|smiled Now you can smile. It looks a bit nicer when you smile.

-Ja, vi har så fin glans. -Glans, det er tuppen på pikken. yes|we|have|so|nice|shine|shine|it|is|tip|of|the penis -Yes, we have such a nice shine. -Shine, that's the tip of the penis.

-Lydia, du har 20 poeng. -Oi! Det er veldig mye. Lydia|you|have|points|oh|that|is|very|much -Lydia, you have 20 points. -Wow! That's a lot.

-Stian, du har 40. -Betyr det at jeg leder? Stian|you|have|means|that|that|I|lead -Stian, you have 40. -Does that mean I'm in the lead?

-Nei! -Det er om å gjøre å ha mest poeng. no|that|is|about|to|do|to|have|most|points -No! -It's about having the most points.

-Hvordan føles det? -Helt forferdelig. how|feels|it|completely|terrible -How does it feel? -Completely terrible.

Da hopper vi av i svingen og går til oppgave 2. then|we jump|we|off|in|the turn|and|we go|to|task Then we jump off at the turn and go to task 2.

Dere skal kjøpe en pakke kondomer, men dere får ikke si et eneste ord. you (plural)|shall|buy|a|pack|condoms|but|you (plural)|you get|not|say|a|single|word You are going to buy a pack of condoms, but you can't say a single word.

-Eller peke. -Kroppsspråk? or|point|body language -Or point. -Body language?

Miming og kroppsspråk. miming|and|body language Miming and body language.

Den første som kommer tilbake med kondomer, får 50 poeng. the|first|who|comes|back|with|condoms|gets|points The first one to come back with condoms gets 50 points.

Lydia, du skal til den butikken. Stian, du skal til den kiosken. Lydia|you|shall|to|the|store|Stian|you|shall|to|the|kiosk Lydia, you are going to that store. Stian, you are going to that kiosk.

Klar, ferdig, gå! ready|set|go Ready, set, go!

-Da skal det kjøpes kondom! -Jeg er redd for å krasje! then|shall|it|be bought|condom|I|am|afraid|to|to|crash -Then we should buy a condom! -I'm afraid of crashing!

De pleier jo å ha det i kassa. Og nå skal jeg ikke snakke mer. they|usually|indeed|to|have|it|in|checkout|and|now|shall|I|not|talk|more They usually have it at the checkout. And now I'm not going to talk anymore.

Gidder du bare å passe på skuteren? Takk. do you bother|you|just|to|keep|on|snowmobile|thanks Can you just keep an eye on the scooter? Thanks.

Herfra og ut: null snakking. from here|and|out|no|talking From here on out: no talking.

OK ...? Vanskelig å forstå. OK|difficult|to|understand OK ...? Difficult to understand.

Det er andre folk som ... it|is|other|people|who There are other people who ...

Er ikke dette ganske tydelig? is|not|this|quite|clear Isn't this quite clear?

Ferdig! done Done!

Tuller du med meg? Det var så raskt! are you joking|you|with|me|that|was|so|fast Are you kidding me? That was so fast!

Nei! No No!

Stian kommer til å vinne. Stian|will come|to|to|win Stian is going to win.

-Han tolka det med én gang! -Hva gjorde du? he|interpreted|it|with|one|time|what|did|you -He interpreted it right away! -What did you do?

Sånn. Og så bare: Her. Bom. Ferdig. like that|and|then|just|here|done|finished There. And then just: Here. Boom. Done.

Altfor høflig. Skulle ikke latt folk gå forbi. way too|polite|should have|not|let|people|walk|past Too polite. Shouldn't have let people pass.

-Jeg er spent på Lydia. Var det kø? -Null kø. I|am|excited|for|Lydia|was|it|queue|no|queue -I'm excited about Lydia. Was there a line? -No line.

-Bra jobba. -Nei! Der var du jo! good|job|no|there|were|you|you know -Good job. -No! There you are!

-Dessverre ikke bra nok. -Jeg så ikke Stian! unfortunately|not|good|enough|I|saw|not|Stian -Unfortunately not good enough. -I didn't see Stian!

-Det var noen foran meg. -Da må jeg si: it|was|some|in front of|me|then|must|I|say -There were some people in front of me. -Then I have to say:

Siden du kom etter Stian, har du 20 poeng. Stian har 90. since|you|came|after|Stian|have|you|points|Stian|has Since you came after Stian, you have 20 points. Stian has 90.

-Og du er jo en penis! -Vanligvis kommer kuken først. and|you|are|indeed|a|penis|usually|comes|the cock|first -And you are a penis! -Usually the dick comes first.

Hva skjedde, Lydia? what|happened|Lydia What happened, Lydia?

Han skjønte meg ikke, og så lot jeg folk gå foran meg. he|understood|me|not|and|then|let|I|people|go|in front of|me He didn't understand me, and then I let people go in front of me.

-Lot du folk gå foran deg? -Jeg er ikke vant til å være kukk! let|you|people|go|in front of|you|I|am|not|used|to|to|be|cock -Did you let people go in front of you? -I'm not used to being a jerk!

Du må øve deg litt på å være kuk, Lydia. Faktisk. you|must|practice|yourself|a little|on|to|be|cock|Lydia|actually You need to practice a bit on being a jerk, Lydia. Actually.

Jeg man-spreader, og du sitter med beina i kryss. I|||and|you|sit|with|legs|in|cross I man-spread, and you sit with your legs crossed.

-Litt varmt å være kuk. -Helt perfekt å være fitte. a little|warm|to|be|dick|completely|perfect|to|be|pussy -A bit warm to be a dick. -Perfect to be a pussy.

-Godt å lufte ballene. -Klare for neste oppgave? good|to|air|balls|ready|for|next|task -Good to air out the balls. -Ready for the next task?

-Jeg er veldig klar. -Jeg har litt å ta igjen. I|am|very|ready|I|have|a little|to|take|catch up -I am very ready. -I have a bit to catch up on.

Siden jeg styrer poengene ... Du var sen fordi du venta på folk. since|I|control|the points|you|were|late|because|you|waited|for|people Since I control the points ... You were late because you were waiting for people.

Og det er jo hyggelig. Det gir jeg 30 poeng til for. and|that|is|indeed|nice|that|I give|I|points|to|for And that's nice. I will give 30 points for that.

Da er stillinga 50-90. Lydia, du er først ut her. then|is|the score|Lydia|you|are|first|out|here So the score is 50-90. Lydia, you are up first here.

Oppgaven er å finne et oppblåst kondom og sprekke det. the task|is|to|find|a|inflated|condom|and|pop|it The task is to find an inflated condom and pop it.

På kortest mulig tid. Du får poeng ut fra tid. in|shortest|possible|time|you|get|points|out|from|time In the shortest possible time. You earn points based on time.

-Må jeg ha den på? -Ellers ser du ikke ut som en penis. must|I|have|it|on|otherwise|look|you|not|out|like|a|penis -Do I have to wear it? -Otherwise, you don't look like a penis.

-Nå er du søt, Lydia. -Ja, skikkelig søt! Klar, ferdig, gå! now|are|you|sweet|Lydia|yes|really|sweet|ready|set|go -Now you're cute, Lydia. -Yes, really cute! Ready, set, go!

-Heia, heia! -Kom igjen! hey|hey|come|on -Go, go! -Come on!

-Den toppen, eller hodet, faller av. -Glansen heter det. that|top|or|head|falls|off|the shine|is called|it -That top, or head, falls off. -It's called the shine.

Nå får vi se. Hun var rask! now|get|we|see|she|was|fast Now let's see. She was quick!

-Det var superraskt! -Ble du fortalt hvor det var? Sikker? that|was|super fast|were|you|told|where|it|was|sure -That was super fast! -Were you told where it was? Are you sure?

Klar, ferdig, gå! ready|set|go Ready, set, go!

-Heia, heia! -Løper han til samme sted? hey|hey|is he running|he|to|same|place -Hey, hey! -Is he running to the same place?

Fant han det? did he find|he|it Did he find it?

-Der sprakk det. -Veldig raskt, det også. there|it cracked|that|very|fast|that|also -There it broke. -Very quickly, too.

-Litt for bra jobba. -Takk. a little|too|good|worked|thank you -A little too well done. -Thank you.

-Hvem tror dere gjorde det best? -Jeg tror, på denne oppgaven ... who|think|you (plural)|did|it|best|I|think|on|this|task -Who do you think did the best? -I think, on this task ...

Jeg ga mest innsats, og var derfor best. Men tidsmessig leder Lydia. I|gave|most|effort|and|was|therefore|best|but|time-wise|leads|Lydia I put in the most effort, and therefore was the best. But in terms of time, Lydia is leading.

Det var tre sekunders forskjell. it|was|three|seconds|difference There was a three-second difference.

Den ene fikk 13 sekunder, og den andre fikk 16 sekunder. the|one|got|seconds|and|the|other|got|seconds One got 13 seconds, and the other got 16 seconds.

Og vinneren er ... and|the winner|is And the winner is ...

-Lydia! -I denne oppgaven. Lydia|in|this|task -Lydia! -In this task.

Det betyr at du får 30 poeng. 10 poeng per sekund differanse. that|means|that|you|get|points|points|per|second|difference That means you get 30 points. 10 points per second difference.

-Da er stillinga 80-90. -Wow! Det blir litt krig likevel. then|is|the score|Wow|that|will be|a bit|war|anyway -Then the score is 80-90. -Wow! It's going to be a bit of a battle after all.

Da er vi ved siste oppgave. Finalen. then|are|we|at|last|task|the final Now we are at the last task. The final.

Dere skal holde foredrag for fremmede på gata - you (plural)|shall|hold|presentations|for|strangers|on|the street You will give a lecture to strangers on the street -

- om det å ha sex første gang. about|it|to|have|sex|first|time - about having sex for the first time.

Og det er en hake: Dere skal bruke tre ord som jeg gir dere. and|it|is|a|catch|you (plural)|shall|use|three|words|that|I|give|you (plural) And there is a catch: You will use three words that I give you.

Tre ord som er ...? three|words|that|are Three words that are ...?

-Har du klitta i øret? -Ja, og det er mye fittesaft. have|you|scratched|in|ear|yes|and|it|is|a lot of|pussy juice -Did you get something in your ear? -Yes, and there's a lot of earwax.

Dere får tre ord hver som dere skal huske. Og dere må bruke dem. you (plural)|get|three|words|each|that|you (plural)|shall|remember|and|you (plural)|must|use|them You each get three words that you need to remember. And you have to use them.

Jeg gir dere ordene én gang, og dere må huske dem. Dine ord, Lydia: I|give|you (plural)|the words|one|time|and|you (plural)|must|remember|them|your|words|Lydia I will give you the words once, and you have to remember them. Your words, Lydia:

Stian, dine ord er: Stian|your|words|are Stian, your words are:

Siden Lydia var først i stad, er Stian først nå. since|Lydia|was|first|in|place|is|Stian|first|now Since Lydia was first in town, Stian is first now.

-Lykke til. -Korona! good|luck|Corona -Good luck. -Corona!

Har du fem minutter? Å, du snakker ikke ... have|you|five|minutes|oh|you|speak|not Do you have five minutes? Oh, you don't speak ...

Slegge, solbriller, blomstereng. Jeg må klare å flette det inn i ... sledge|sunglasses|flower meadow|I|must|manage|to|weave|it|in|into Hammer, sunglasses, flower meadow. I have to manage to weave that into ...

-Hallo! Har dere fem minutter? -Nei. hello|have|you|five|minutes|no -Hello! Do you have five minutes? -No.

Rart å sette seg hos noen på kafé og snakke om det å ha sex første gang. strange|to|sit|oneself|with|someone|at|café|and|talk|about|it|to|have|sex|first|time Strange to sit down with someone at a café and talk about having sex for the first time.

Kan jeg slå meg ned med dere i fem minutter? Greit at vi filmer? can|I|hit|myself|down|with|you|for|five|minutes|okay|that|we|film Can I join you for five minutes? Is it okay if we film?

Dette er forsøk nr. 300 eller noe. this|is|attempt|no|or|something This is attempt number 300 or something.

Jeg tenkte å snakke om ... Prøve å snakke om seksualitet. I|thought|to|talk|about|try|to|talk|about|sexuality I was thinking of talking about ... Trying to talk about sexuality.

Dele min første seksuelle opplevelse med dere. share|my|first|sexual|experience|with|you Sharing my first sexual experience with you.

Det starta med at ... Har dere vært på sleggekast før? it|started|with|that|have|you|been|at|hammer throw|before It started with ... Have you ever been to a hammer throw before?

-Nei. -Jeg var på sleggekasttrening. ||was|at|hammer throw training -No. -I was at hammer throw training.

Og så hadde jeg en søt jente på treninga som jeg likte godt. and|then|had|I|a|sweet|girl|at|training|that|I|liked|well And then I had a sweet girl at training that I liked a lot.

Hadde på solbriller, så jeg kunne se på henne uten at hun merket det. had|on|sunglasses|so|I|could|see|at|her|without|that|she|noticed|it I wore sunglasses, so I could look at her without her noticing.

Så var det en gang vi hadde trening på en blomstereng. then|was|it|a|time|we|had|training|at|a|flower meadow Then there was a time we had training in a flower meadow.

Begge løp etter slegga for å hente den. both|ran|after|the hammer|to|to|fetch|it Both ran after the hammer to fetch it.

Og så falt vi. Og det var min første gang. and|then|fell|we|and|it|was|my|first|time And then we fell. And it was my first time.

-Tusen takk. -Kos dere videre! thousand|thanks|enjoy|you|further -Thank you very much. -Enjoy yourselves!

Jeg brukte så mye energi på å huske ordene at jeg glemte historien! I|used|so|much|energy|on|to|remember|the words|that|I|forgot|the story I used so much energy trying to remember the words that I forgot the story!

Var det slegge, solbriller og blomstereng? Jeg tror det. was|it|sledge|sunglasses|and|flower meadow|I|think|it Was it a sledge, sunglasses, and a flower meadow? I think so.

-Ferdig, Lydia. -Da er det min tur. finished|Lydia|then|is|it|my|turn -Done, Lydia. -Now it's my turn.

Jeg skal gå og finne ... Der er det noen folk. I|shall|go|and|find|there|are|it|some|people I will go and find ... There are some people over there.

Unnskyld? Har dere tid til å høre litt om sex? excuse|have|you|time|to|to|hear|a little|about|sex Excuse me? Do you have time to hear a little about sex?

Har man tid, har man tid til å høre om sex. have|one|time|has|one|time|to|to|hear|about|sex If you have time, you have time to hear about sex.

Første gang man har sex, er det et par viktige ting. first|time|one|has|sex|is|it|a|couple|important|things The first time you have sex, there are a couple of important things.

Det første er samtykke. Hvis ikke begge er enige, er det ikke bra. it|first|is|consent|if|not|both|are|agreed|is|it|not|good The first is consent. If both are not in agreement, it is not good.

Da er det på det rene. Så kan vi gå litt mer inn på selve kjønnsdelene. then|is|it|on|the|clear|so|can|we|go|a little|more|in|on|the actual|genitals Then it is clear. So we can go a little more into the actual genitals.

Hvis vi snakker om heterosex, penis og fitte, så må penis være hard. if|we|talk|about|heterosexuality|penis|and|vagina|then|must|penis|be|hard If we talk about heterosexuality, penis and vagina, then the penis must be hard.

Det går ikke å spille fotball med en slapp ball. it|goes|not|to|play|football|with|a|flat|ball You can't play football with a soft ball.

Så det er lurt å stramme opp ... Pumpe opp fotballen ... so|it|is|wise|to|tighten|up|pump|up|the football So it's smart to tighten it up ... Pump up the football ...

OK, dette ble mye kleinere enn jeg tenkte. Så går vi over på jenta. OK|this|became|much|more embarrassing|than|I|thought|so|we go|we|over|to|the girl OK, this got much more awkward than I thought. So let's move on to the girl.

Fitta. Man kan kalle det lasagne. Det kan jo fort se sånn ut. the pussy|one|can|call|it|lasagna|it|can|indeed|easily|look|like that|out The pussy. You can call it lasagna. It can certainly look like that.

Med tomatsaus er det jo mensen. Vi går videre. with|tomato sauce|is|it|indeed|period|we|go|further With tomato sauce, it's like menstruation. Let's move on.

Det er veldig viktig at den er våt. it|is|very|important|that|it|is|wet It's very important that it is wet.

Hvis den ikke er våt, blir det veldig friksjon. if|it|not|is|wet|becomes|it|very|friction If it is not wet, there will be a lot of friction.

Se for deg en fisk i et akvarium. Uten vann ligger den og spreller. see|for|yourself|a|fish|in|an|aquarium|without|water|lies|it|and|flounders Imagine a fish in an aquarium. Without water, it lies there flopping.

-Noen spørsmål? -Nei. any|questions|no -Any questions? -No.

Dere vet hva man skal huske? Samtykke og at man er fysisk og mentalt klar. you|know|what|one|shall|remember|consent|and|that|one|is|physically|and|mentally|ready You know what to remember? Consent and that you are physically and mentally ready.

Takk for meg. Ha en fin dag videre. thank|for|me|have|a|nice|day|further Thank you for me. Have a nice day ahead.

Jeg er skjelven. I|am|trembling I am trembling.

Du svippet mye smoothere innom togstasjonene. Toget fløt mye bedre. you|slipped|much|smoother|by|the train stations|the train|flowed|much|better You glided much smoother through the train stations. The train flowed much better.

Jeg gikk veldig hardt ut, som kuken gjerne gjør. I|went|very|hard|out|as|the cock|often|does I came out very strong, as a cock often does.

Og så mista jeg trua på meg sjøl. Man kan bli litt slapp av nervøsitet. and|then|lost|I|faith|in|myself|self|one|can|become|a bit|slack|from|nervousness And then I lost faith in myself. One can become a bit slack from nervousness.

Husk: Hvis penis blir slapp, trenger det ikke å være fordi du ikke er fin. remember|if|penis|becomes|flaccid|needs|it|not|to|be|because|you|not|are|attractive Remember: If the penis becomes flaccid, it doesn't have to be because you are not attractive.

Det hjelper å kile ballene. Cuppe rundt ballene hjelper. it|helps|to|tickle|the balls|cupping|around|the balls|helps It helps to tickle the balls. Cupping around the balls helps.

Det skulle jeg gjort. Man får litt selvtillit av det. that|should|I|have done|one|gets|a little|confidence|from|that I should have done that. It gives you a bit of confidence.

Da er vi ferdige med finaleoppgaven. then|are|we|finished|with|the final assignment Then we are done with the final task.

-Dere var flinke, begge to. -Takk. Du var en flink leder. you|were|good|both|two|thank you|you|were|a|good|leader -You both did well. -Thank you. You were a good leader.

Det var litt pinlig, men veldig gøy å se på dere. it|was|a little|embarrassing|but|very|fun|to|see|at|you It was a bit embarrassing, but very fun to watch you.

-Stian, du hadde en kreativ historie. -Var den egentlig det? Stian|you|had|a|creative|story|was|it|really|that -Stian, you had a creative story. -Was it really?

Men du fikk ikke ordene godt nok bakt inn i historien. but|you|got|not|the words|well|enough|baked|into|in|the story But you didn't weave the words well enough into the story.

Det lugga litt. it|it itched|a little It tingled a bit.

Lydia, du klarte å bake ordene kjempegodt inn i historien. Lydia|you|managed|to|bake|the words|really well|into|in|the story Lydia, you managed to bake the words really well into the story.

En slags undervisning om hvordan det er å ha sex. a|kind of|teaching|about|how|it|is|to|have|sex A kind of teaching about what it's like to have sex.

-Da er dere sikkert spente. -Veldig spent. then|are|you|surely|excited|very|excited -Then you must be excited. -Very excited.

Vinneren er ... the winner|is The winner is ...

-Stian. -Hæ? Yes! Score! Stian|huh|yes|score -Stian. -Huh? Yes! Score!

Du hadde 150 poeng. Lydia hadde 140. Så det var veldig jevnt! you|had|points|Lydia||so|it|was|very|close You had 150 points. Lydia had 140. So it was very close!

Gratulerer. Det var fint med en seier til klitoris og fitta. congratulations|it|was|nice|with|a|victory|for|clitoris|and|pussy Congratulations. It was nice to have a win for the clitoris and the vagina.

Det jeg ikke har fortalt, er at taperen får straff. that|I|not|have|told|is|that|the loser|gets|punishment What I haven't told you is that the loser gets punished.

-Hva mer kan man gjøre i kukk-utstyr? -Jeg kommer på veldig mye. what|more|can|one|do|in|||I|come|to|very|much -What else can you do in cock gear? -I can think of a lot.

Straffen er å gå med kostymet resten av dagen og kvelden. the punishment|is|to|walk|with|the costume|rest|of|day|and|evening The punishment is to wear the costume for the rest of the day and evening.

Hæ? Er du seriøs? huh|are|you|serious Huh? Are you serious?

Det må dokumenteres. Og med det er vi ferdige. it|must|be documented|and|with|that|is|we|finished It must be documented. And with that, we are done.

Kommenter under hvis du har andre ideer. comment|below|if|you|have|other|ideas Comment below if you have other ideas.

-Og abonner på kanalen. -En fredagskveld! and|subscribe|on|the channel|a|Friday evening -And subscribe to the channel. -A Friday night!

-I sola! -I sola! in|sun|in|sun -In the sun! -In the sun!

"Kukk" for dinner. cock|for|dinner "Dick" for dinner.

Time to flip the laks. time|to|flip|the|salmon Time to flip the salmon.

Da var middagen klar! then|was|dinner|ready Dinner is ready!

Så tar vi en dick-pic. På tide å ta kvelden. so|take|we|a|||time|time|to|take|evening Now let's take a dick pic. Time to call it a night.

Klart! clear Sure!