Burde Lars Monsen ha med seg tamponger på tur? should|Lars|Monsen|have|with|himself|tampons|on|trip Sollte Lars Monsen Tampons auf eine Reise mitnehmen? ¿Debe Lars Monsen llevar tampones con él en un viaje? Lars Monsen devrait-il emporter des tampons avec lui en voyage ? Moet Lars Monsen tampons meenemen op reis? Czy Lars Monsen powinien zabierać ze sobą tampony w podróż? Lars Monsen deveria levar absorventes internos em uma viagem? Стоит ли Ларсу Монсену брать с собой в путешествие тампоны? Ska Lars Monsen ta med sig tamponger på en resa? Lars Monsen seyahate giderken yanına tampon almalı mı? Should Lars Monsen bring tampons on a trip?

Vet du hvordan man bruker en tampong? Eller ikke gjør det? know|you|how|one|uses|a|tampon|or|not|do|it Do you know how to use a tampon? Or not?

Kanskje du blir overrasket over alle mulighetene. maybe|you|will be|surprised|about|all|possibilities Maybe you'll be surprised by all the possibilities.

Vi skal teste ut ti måter å bruke en tampong på. we|will|test|out|ten|ways|to|use|a|tampon|on We are going to test out ten ways to use a tampon.

Den mest åpenbare er den mot blod. the|most|obvious|is|the|against|blood The most obvious one is the one against blood.

Da tenker vi neseblod. then|think|we|nosebleed Then we think of nosebleeds.

Lydia! Hei! Lydia|Hi Lydia! Hey!

Å nei! Au! oh|no|ou Oh no! Ouch!

-Au, Lydia. -Alice, går det bra? ouch|Lydia|Alice|goes|it|well -Ouch, Lydia. -Alice, are you okay?

Her. here Here.

Det funker. it|works It works.

-Tampong i nesa for å stoppe blod? -Ja. Tommel opp. Det funker. tampon|in|nose|to|to|stop|blood|yes|thumb|up|it|works -Tampon in the nose to stop the bleeding? -Yes. Thumbs up. It works.

Man kan også bruke tamponger til tannundersøkelser. one|can|also|use|tampons|for|dental examinations You can also use tampons for dental examinations.

-Pakk dem i kjeften. -I munnen? Hvorfor det? pack|them|in|mouth|in|mouth|why|that -Put them in your mouth. -In the mouth? Why is that?

-Hvor? Her? -Bak. Der, ja. where|here|back|there|yes -Where? Here? -Behind. There, yes.

Sånn, ja. Da tar jeg en titt i munnen din, Sissel Alice. like that|yes|then|I take|I|a|look|in|mouth|your|Sissel|Alice There we go. Now I'll take a look in your mouth, Sissel Alice.

Da kan De lene Dem bakover og åpne munnen. then|can|you|lean|yourself|backward|and|open|mouth Then you can lean back and open your mouth.

Jeg ser at du har spist sjokolade. I|see|that|you|have|eaten|chocolate I see that you have eaten chocolate.

Har du husket å bruke fluor? Serr? have|you|remembered|to|use|fluoride|really Have you remembered to use fluoride? Seriously?

Hva syns du om vårt nye forsøk med å bruke tamponger hos tannlegen? what|think|you|about|our|new|attempt|with|to|use|tampons|at|dentist What do you think about our new attempt to use tampons at the dentist?

-Det funket. -Du kan ta dem ut. it|worked|you|can|take|them|out -It worked. -You can take them out.

Tamponger skal suge opp blod under mensen. tampons|shall|suck|up|blood|during|menstruation Tampons are supposed to absorb blood during menstruation.

Kan de suge opp annet enn blod? can|they|suck|up|other|than|blood Can they absorb anything other than blood?

Det er viktig å få spritet hendene. it|is|important|to|get|sanitized|hands It is important to sanitize your hands.

Ja. Det er fortsatt plass til mer vann i disse tampongene. yes|it|is|still|space|for|more|water|in|these|tampons Yes. There is still room for more water in these tampons.

Wow! Dette er genialt. Det skulle jeg visst litt før. wow|this|is|genius|it|should|I|known|a little|earlier Wow! This is brilliant. I should have known this a bit earlier.

Da har vi tørket opp alt, og ingen ser forskjell. then|have|we|dried|up|everything|and|no one|sees|difference Then we have dried everything up, and no one can tell the difference.

Men tampongene veier en kilo mer. but|the tampons|weigh|a|kilo|more But the tampons weigh a kilo more.

Funket det? Ja! Jaggu meg. it worked|that|yes|indeed|me Did it work? Yes! Indeed.

Hvilke andre hull kan man stappe tamponger i? which|other|holes|can|one|stuff|tampons|in What other holes can you stuff tampons in?

Jeg mente ørene! You're dirty-minded. I|meant|the ears|you are|| I meant the ears! You're dirty-minded.

(Høy musikk.) loud|music (Loud music.)

(Hører nesten ikke musikk.) hear|almost|not|music (Can hardly hear the music.)

Dette funker kjempebra. this|works|really well This works great.

Alice, er det ikke kjipt å ha glemt sminkekostene? Alice|is|it|not|lame|to|have|forgotten|the makeup brushes Alice, isn't it a bummer to have forgotten the makeup brushes?

-Jo. -Kanskje man kan bruke noe annet? yes|maybe|one|can|use|something|else -Yes. -Maybe we can use something else?

Jeg sminker meg litt før opptak ... Nei, kost! I|put on makeup|myself|a little|before|recording|No|broom I put on a little makeup before recording ... No, brush!

Lydia, har du en kost? Jeg har glemt. Lydia|have|you|a|broom|I|have|forgotten Lydia, do you have a brush? I forgot.

-Takk. -Kanskje det funker med tampong? Thanks|maybe|it|works|with|tampon -Thanks. -Maybe it works with a tampon?

Det er ikke behagelig å ta på, og det blir flekkete. it|is|not|comfortable|to|take|on|and|it|becomes|stained It's not comfortable to apply, and it gets blotchy.

Pluss at den andre sminken falt av. Det funker ikke bra, Lydia. plus|that|the|other|makeup|fell|off|it|works|not|well|Lydia Plus the other makeup came off. It doesn't work well, Lydia.

Nei. no No.

Jeg lurer på om man kan gjøre noe artig med skolissene? I|wonder|about|if|one|can|do|something|fun|with|shoelaces I wonder if you can do something fun with the shoelaces?

Tampong som skolisser? tampon|as|shoelaces Tampon as shoelaces?

Ja, det var litt kult. Chunky og 90-talls. yes|it|was|a little|cool|chunky|and|90s Yes, that was a bit cool. Chunky and 90s.

Hvor mange ganger har du hatt lyst på vann, og så er det skittent? how|many|times|have|you|had|desire|for|water|and|then|is|it|dirty How many times have you wanted water, and then it's dirty?

Mange ganger. Der har tamponger flere artige bruksområder. many|times|there|have|tampons|several|fun|uses Many times. There, tampons have several fun uses.

Lars Monsen har neppe mensen. Lars|Monsen|has|hardly|period Lars Monsen probably doesn't have a period.

Men drikker man skittent vann i skogen, får man magevondt. but|drink|one|dirty|water|in|the forest|get|one|stomachache But if you drink dirty water in the forest, you will get a stomach ache.

-Da har vi heldigvis tamponger. -Tamponger kan destillere vann. then|have|we|fortunately|tampons|tampons|can|distill|water -Then luckily we have tampons. -Tampons can distill water.

De fjerner ikke bakterier, men kanskje jord. they|remove|not|bacteria|but|maybe|dirt They do not remove bacteria, but maybe dirt.

Det er helt sjukt. it|is|completely|crazy That is completely crazy.

Tampongen ble skitten. the tampon|became|dirty The tampon got dirty.

Det er litt forskjell. it|is|a little|difference There is a slight difference.

En, to, tre. Se på den: Full av dritt. one|two|three|look|at|that|full|of|crap One, two, three. Look at that: Full of dirt.

Det hjalp litt. Skal vi sammenligne? Det er mer grums i ditt glass. it|helped|a little|shall|we|compare|it|is|more|sediment|in|your|glass It helped a little. Shall we compare? There is more sediment in your glass.

-Ville du drukket det? -Nei. would|you|drunk|it|No -Would you drink it? -No.

Det tok ikke bort bakteriene, og det er ikke rent. Det funket ikke. it|took|not|away|the bacteria|and|it|is|not|clean|it|worked|not It didn't remove the bacteria, and it's not clean. It didn't work.

Det kan funke hvis du er i skogen, og det er rusk i koppen. it|can|work|if|you|are|in|the forest|and|it|is|debris|in|the cup It might work if you are in the woods, and there is debris in the cup.

Da kan du fange det opp med en tampong og drikke det. Eller ikke. then|can|you|catch|it|up|with|a|tampon|and|drink|it|or|not Then you can catch it with a tampon and drink it. Or not.

-Hvordan får du så fine krøller? -Jeg skal vise deg en hemmelighet. how|do you get|you|so|nice|curls|I|will|show|you|a|secret -How do you get such nice curls? -I will show you a secret.

For å lage krøller trenger man en tampong. to|to|make|curls|need|one|a|tampon To make curls, you need a tampon.

Her er en større for de som blør mer fordi jeg vil ha større krøller. here|is|a|larger|for|those|who|bleed|more|because|I|want|have|larger|curls Here is a larger one for those who bleed more because I want bigger curls.

Jeg tar litt hår og snurrer opp. I|take|a little|hair|and|I twist|up I take a bit of hair and twist it up.

Det er ikke hver dag man har hårruller. Det var én. it|is|not|every|day|one|has|hair rollers|it|was|one It's not every day you have hair rollers. There was one.

Nå skal hele håret dekkes med hårrullene fra hygienehylla. now|shall|whole|hair|be covered|with|the hair rollers|from|hygiene shelf Now the whole hair will be covered with the hair rollers from the hygiene shelf.

Rulle, rulle, rulle. roll|roll|roll Roll, roll, roll.

Gjør dette et par hundre ganger, så vil det se sånn ut. do|this|a|couple|hundred|times|then|will|it|look|like this|out Do this a couple of hundred times, and it will look like this.

(Hører Lydias stemme:) hear|Lydia's|voice (Hearing Lydia's voice:)

Dette ble dritfint! this|became|really nice This turned out really great!

Det må jeg si, å krølle håret med tamponger er en suksess. that|must|I|say|to|curl|hair|with|tampons|is|a|success I must say, curling hair with tampons is a success.

Tenk deg designeren av tampong. think|yourself|designer|of|tampon Just think about the designer of the tampon.

Hver gang noen har mensen, forsvinner tampongen inn i kroppen. every|time|someone|has|period|disappears|the tampon|in|into|the body Every time someone has their period, the tampon disappears into the body.

Er det mulig å ha dem på utsiden? is|it|possible|to|have|them|on|outside Is it possible to have them on the outside?

-På tide å pynte seg. -Jeg skal ha to lilla. on|time|to|decorate|oneself|I|will|have|two|purple -Time to dress up. -I will have two purple.

Jeg føler at jeg ikke kan ha mer bling. Tampongbling. I|feel|that|I|not|can|have|more|bling|tampon bling I feel like I can't have more bling. Tampon bling.

Men jeg skal ha ... Hvor skal man ha den? but|I|will|have|where|will|one|have|it But I will have ... Where should one have it?

I håret. Sånn, ikke sant? in|hair|like this|not|true In the hair. Like this, right?

Da jeg brukte tampong, nå bruker jeg menskopp ... then|I|used|tampon|now|use|I|menstrual cup When I used tampons, now I use a menstrual cup ...

"Jeg smugler tampongen ut av sekken og ned her." Nå er jeg mer sånn: I|smuggle|the tampon|out|of|the bag|and|down|here|now|am|I|more|like this "I smuggle the tampon out of the bag and down here." Now I'm more like:

Profesjonsmessig, hva tenker du om tampong som accessories? professionally|what|think|you|about|tampon|as|accessories Professionally, what do you think about tampons as accessories?

-Det funker. -Vi har begge vært litt sånn: it|works|we|have|both|been|a bit|like this -It works. -We have both been a bit like:

"Tampong, gjem deg." Men nå gjør vi det motsatte. Det er frigjørende. tampon|hide|yourself|but|now|do|we|it|opposite|it|is|liberating "Tampon, hide away." But now we do the opposite. It's liberating.

Jeg anbefaler dette. Det føles dritdigg. I|recommend|this|it|feels|super nice I recommend this. It feels really good.

Alice, vi har glemt å si en ting, jeg vet ikke om folk vet det. Alice|we|have|forgotten|to|say|one|thing|I|know|not|if|people|know|it Alice, we forgot to say one thing, I don't know if people know it.

Det fins en måte til å bruke tampong på. it|exists|a|way|to|to|use|tampon|on There is a way to use a tampon.

Du stikker den opp i skjeden. Hele veien opp. you|stick|it|up|in|vagina|whole|way|up You insert it into the vagina. All the way up.

Du kan bade uten at det kommer blod i vannet. Du kan blø som bare rakkeren. you|can|swim|without|that|it|comes|blood|in|water|you|can|bleed|like|just|rascal You can swim without blood in the water. You can bleed like crazy.

Så skifter man når man har blødd den ut. then|one changes|one|when|one|has|bled|it|out Then you change it when you have bled it out.

Jeg syntes det var fin pynt, men til mensen, det hadde jeg ikke trodd. I|thought|it|was|nice|decoration|but|for|period|it|had|I|not|thought I thought it was nice decoration, but for menstruation, I didn't expect that.

-Vi får bare prøve. -Visste du det? we|will|just|try|knew|you|it -We just have to try. -Did you know that?

Dette funket overraskende bra. Eller hva, Lydia? this|worked|surprisingly|well|or|what|Lydia This worked surprisingly well. Right, Lydia?

Dritbra! really good Damn good!

Ja. yes Yes.

Ha det bra! have|it|good Goodbye!