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hipronary school, Irate Customer Service Call (Call Center Conversation #15)

Irate Customer Service Call (Call Center Conversation #15)

This meme is so hilarious E: Hipronary internet this is Emanuel speaking, how may I assist you today? Y: Ok, listen up, boy. I don't want this call to cost me minutes from my cell phone plan, so don't grab at any excuse to avoid doing yer fuckin' job cuz I want ya to resolve this issue once and for all. Y: I've been calling every fuckin' day during a fuckin' whole month and nobody there has been competent enough to help me out. but then, three days ago of yer little trained liars picked my call and told me that he was going to ‘'coordinate a technical visit to resolve my problem and that I wasn't going to be charged at all during the three next months to make up for the inconveniences you have caused me'' I know you can't see me right now, but I'm doing the air quotes sign while saying all that crap. Cuz that's what it is! I can't deny it, the fellow has the gift of gab, he even soft-soaped me neatly and beautifully, but he gave nothin' but an ear-fuck man. I was even willing to leave my wife and run away with the guy, but now I feel like he left me standing at the altar all dressed up! Cuz he didn't do a shit for me and my problem hasn't been resolved yet. I don't know what you're gonna do, but i need my internet back at the very latest today, ok? E: uhh, I'm sorry to hear that sir… J: No, no-no-no-no… I don't want ya to hornswoggle me. I've heard the same old song every time I call ya homies . I have neither been playing Fornite nor watching porno, if you take my internet away from me what am I supposed to do? This is because I'm black and you don't want my filthy money, do ya? E: sir, I can assure you that our company's policies takes a clear stand against racism and are by no means authorized to refuse giving technical support to any customer. I'm more than sure that this has been a terrible mistake from our end and I'm going to resolve your issue immediately. But to do so, I need you to tell me your full name and subscriber number to give you a proper response. J: ok, my name's Joshua Calvo and my fuckin' subscriber number is 89962341 ya got it? E: thanks Mr. Calvo. It says here that you reported this incident multiple times / the only downside here is that our fiber-optic cabling supplier hasn't been able to import the cable on time. Since then we have been trying to get the item form a different supplier but they don't have in stock/ So, this has been particularly difficult in this case because the municipality is the one supposed to pay for the damage, since this was caused by one of its garbage-truck that jackknifed and crashed into the street post. J: ohh really? That's interesting, but quick question Mr. Politeness, What the hell do I care? if you need to send some ninjas to steal some cable from other companies.. Do it!! Take that shit down so that I can get my internet back. Your job is to make me happy in exchange for my dough and you're failing so badly. But of course you don't give a rat's ass if I neither play my Fornite nor watch my porno. But guess what? I don't settle for less!! I'm gonna take my ass back to my former internet supplier and that's it. E: I'm so sorry to hear that Mr. Calvo but please don't vent your spleen on me. I'm trying my best and there's no need for yelling at me. Please before leaving I'd like to let you know that during our conversation I coordinated the nearest technicians in your area and they are on their way to your home to resolve you issue briefly. Plus, in compensation for all the trouble we have caused you we are going to upgrade your plan from 60Mbps to 150Mbps for free. Besides, we are not going to charge you for the next 4 months since you have proved to be a loyal customer, that sounds ok to you sir.

J: uhh ok, that sounds good. But at this point I am a doubting Thomas. Until I don't put my finger into the print of the nails, and thrust my hand into his side, I will not believe!


Irate Customer Service Call (Call Center Conversation #15)

This meme is so hilarious E:  Hipronary internet this is Emanuel speaking, how may I assist you today? Y: Ok, listen up, boy. I don't want this call to cost me minutes from my cell phone plan, so don't grab at any excuse to avoid doing yer fuckin' job cuz I want ya to resolve this issue once and for all. Y: I've been calling every fuckin' day during a fuckin' whole month and nobody there has been competent enough to help me out. but then, three days ago of yer little trained liars picked my call and told me that he was going to ‘'coordinate a technical visit to resolve my problem and that I wasn't going to be charged at all during the three next months to make up for the inconveniences you have caused me'' I know you can't see me right now, but I'm doing the air quotes sign while saying all that crap. Cuz that's what it is! I can't deny it, the fellow has the gift of gab, he even soft-soaped me neatly and beautifully, but he gave nothin' but an ear-fuck man. I was even willing to leave my wife and run away with the guy, but now I feel like he left me standing at the altar all dressed up! Cuz he didn't do a shit for me and my problem hasn't been resolved yet. I don't know what you're gonna do, but i need my internet back at the very latest today, ok? E: uhh, I'm sorry to hear that sir… J: No, no-no-no-no… I don't want ya to hornswoggle me. I've heard the same old song every time I call ya homies . I have neither been playing Fornite nor watching porno, if you take my internet away from me what am I supposed to do? This is because I'm black and you don't want my filthy money, do ya? E: sir, I can assure you that our company's policies takes a clear stand against racism and are by no means authorized to refuse giving technical support to any customer. I'm more than sure that this has been a terrible mistake from our end and I'm going to resolve your issue immediately. But to do so, I need you to tell me your full name and subscriber number to give you a proper response. J: ok, my name's Joshua Calvo and my fuckin' subscriber number is 89962341 ya got it? E: thanks Mr. Calvo. It says here that you reported this incident multiple times / the only downside here is that our fiber-optic cabling supplier hasn't been able to import the cable on time. Since then we have been trying to get the item form a different supplier but they don't have in stock/ So, this has been particularly difficult in this case because the municipality is the one supposed to pay for the damage, since this was caused by one of its garbage-truck that jackknifed and crashed into the street post. J: ohh really? That's interesting, but quick question Mr. Politeness, What the hell do I care? if you need to send some ninjas to steal some cable from other companies.. Do it!! Take that shit down so that I can get my internet back. Your job is to make me happy in exchange for my dough and you're failing so badly. But of course you don't give a rat's ass if I neither play my Fornite nor watch my porno. But guess what? I don't settle for less!! I'm gonna take my ass back to my former internet supplier and that's it. E: I'm so sorry to hear that Mr. Calvo but please don't vent your spleen on me. I'm trying my best and there's no need for yelling at me. Please before leaving I'd like to let you know that during our conversation I coordinated the nearest technicians in your area and they are on their way to your home to resolve you issue briefly. Plus, in compensation for all the trouble we have caused you we are going to upgrade your plan from 60Mbps to 150Mbps for free. Besides, we are not going to charge you for the next 4 months since you have proved to be  a loyal customer, that sounds ok to you sir.

J: uhh ok, that sounds good. But at this point I am a doubting Thomas. Until I don't put my finger into the print of the nails, and thrust my hand into his side, I will not believe!